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by Habit / 10/19/2011 at 6:42pm / United Kingdom (Leeds) / Work
by sarah / 10/19/2011 at 3:36pm / United States (Maryland) / Miscellaneous
by derbyboy / 10/19/2011 at 1:38am / United Kingdom (Derby) / Work
Today, while leaving a football game, I saw a half-empty bottle of Mountain Dew on the ground. It was night-time and there weren't many people around, so for a laugh, I picked it up and tossed it behind me as hard as I could. It hit someone. FML
by Anonymous / 10/17/2011 at 6:54pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 10/14/2011 at 12:30pm / Reserved / Intimacy
Today, for the first time, I beat my brother in a game of CoD. Not being a gamer, I was ecstatic. Later, when I was in the shower, my brother snuck in the bathroom, yelled "Napalm strike!" and threw our cat over the shower curtain like a furry grenade from hell. FML
by MLGreco / 10/14/2011 at 12:11pm / United States / Kids
by brit / 10/13/2011 at 3:27pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
Today, working as a life guard, I walked through the changing room to go back to the pool. On the way, a naked old man started up a conversation with me. We talked for 10 minutes about pool chemicals, while his penis wobbled around with every small movement. This happens all the time. FML
by Dr.Octopus454 / 10/07/2011 at 10:58am / United Kingdom (Warwickshire) / Work
by Pookaa / 10/05/2011 at 7:48pm / United States (Maine) / Miscellaneous
Today, my six-year-old got in an argument with my four-year-old. I told them to go outside. The next thing I know, my son was standing in front of his sister's burning Barbie's Malibu Dream House, singing "Burn Baby Burn" and cackling madly. FML
by TraumatizedMother / 10/02/2011 at 3:27am / United States (New York) / Kids
by Hypocrisy / 09/28/2011 at 6:16pm / United States (Florida) / Intimacy
Today, my friends and I were having a conversation about which mythical creature would be the most unlikely to exist in the real world. They all collectively agreed that it would be a girl who is attracted to me. FML
by Unluckiest Guy of the group / 09/28/2011 at 3:26pm / United States (Georgia) / Love
Today, at work while on the toilet, somebody came into the stall next to me and gave a loud play by play of every fart, plop, and grunt. He then asked loudly who I was and when I didn't answer put his head under the stall to look at me. FML
by Anonymous / 09/26/2011 at 2:52pm / United States / Work
by Eli / 09/19/2011 at 8:21pm / Canada (Quebec) / Health
by ohgodwhy / 09/18/2011 at 5:16pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Miscellaneous
- Today, my 17 year old daughters laziness reached a new level when she asked me to buy her a sippy… Today, I got an extremely sensitive pimple right below my nose. Today also seems to be the day that… Today, I showed my girlfriend a funny FML about some guy getting a wake up blowjob, and him pissing…