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kaywalovestoflip's favorite FMLs

Today, a guy informed me that the cute, really tiny little leather bracelet with little silver hearts and several snaps that I'd found in a head shop is actually a cock ring. I'm a girl. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40368) - you deserved it (11812)

On 03/08/2009 at 4:35pm - misc - by fashionVictim (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I went to get my eyebrows waxed at a korean salon. I have never been there before and it's hard to understand their accents. The women asked me if I wanted "them all off". Not fully understanding what she said, I agreed. When she showed me the mirror, she had taken off my whole eyebrow. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19803) - you deserved it (48590)

On 03/03/2009 at 5:47pm - misc - by brows (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I borrowed a van to move some of my furniture. I wasn't used to the brakes so when I stopped at a red light, I pretty much ended up in the cross walk. Suddenly I heard a loud thud at the side of the van. I turned to see what idiot would walk into a van. It was a blind man. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14894) - you deserved it (48536)

On 03/01/2009 at 8:09pm - misc - by jazojigga (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was masturbating lying on the lower bed of my brother's and my bunk beds. I finished jacking off and tried to get up to clean myself I hit my head on metal panel of the upper bed and passed out. Later woke up in my bed... found out my parents came home and saw me passed out naked holding a porn mag. FML

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38 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14754) - you deserved it (41840)

On 01/23/2009 at 2:50pm - intimacy - by killmyself - United States (California)

Today, me and my family watched the video of my birth. In the video, when my mother sees me for the first time, she says "God he's ugly!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29141) - you deserved it (2125)

On 01/21/2009 at 1:02am - misc - by mat - Sent from mobile version



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