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Today, I started my brand new job. I was late because while repairing my favorite pair of high heels, I got superglue in my eye. They had to scrape my cornea and I have to wear an eye patch. I'm now the "new pirate" in the office. FML
by Anonymous / 04/04/2012 at 9:41pm / United States (Georgia) / Work
by Anonymous / 04/04/2012 at 12:48am / United States / Miscellaneous
by Scarred / 04/03/2012 at 11:27pm / United States (Michigan) / Animals
by Anonymous / 03/22/2012 at 1:13am / United States (Washington) / Work
by Anonymous / 03/21/2012 at 8:21am / United States / Kids
Today, I gave in and let my friend give me a makeover. She couldn't find my eyelash curler, but decided that if she used scissors lightly, it would work just the same. Needless to say, it did not work. FML
by neveragain / 03/16/2012 at 1:11am / Canada (Alberta) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 03/10/2012 at 9:20am / United States (New Mexico) / Love
by starboy / 03/10/2012 at 1:50am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Fraser / 03/08/2012 at 2:03pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Intimacy
by michellemoyah / 02/25/2012 at 12:04am / United States (Colorado) / Love
by Illinoisgirl / 02/14/2012 at 9:29am / Hungary (Budapest) / Love
by Anonymous / 02/11/2012 at 11:25pm / United States / Transportation
by Anonymous / 01/26/2012 at 11:45am / United States (Rhode Island) / Health
by JellitonOctopus / 01/24/2012 at 11:51pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 01/12/2012 at 10:50pm / United States / Love
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