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by Bernadette / 06/28/2012 at 3:58pm / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 06/23/2012 at 10:59am / Ireland (Cork) / Intimacy
Today, when I told my family I was a vegetarian, I expected them to make fun of me because that's just my family. But what I wasn't expecting was my dad to use raw meat as a puppet and make it say, "Eat me! Eat me!" then throw it at my face. FML
by Anonymous / 06/21/2012 at 10:52am / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous
Today, and for the last week, I've resorted to driving myself to the nearest corner store to take my daily dump. I'm doing this because I recently moved in with my boyfriend, and I'm afraid he'll be disgusted at how often I clog the toilet. FML
by TheDumper / 06/21/2012 at 6:02am / United States (Arizona) / Health
by ilovemymomma / 05/26/2012 at 3:15am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by Lonely_Army / 05/25/2012 at 12:03pm / Qatar / Miscellaneous
by reddd / 05/10/2012 at 2:44am / United States / Miscellaneous
by SomePeoplesKids / 05/08/2012 at 2:08am / Canada (Alberta) / Kids
by me / 05/07/2012 at 4:38pm / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
Today, I was working at the local liquor store. An obviously drunk girl stumbles in, grabs two cases of beer and puts them on the counter. Then she grabs a pregnancy test, pees on it right there, shows me, and says, "I'm not pregnant, I want beer." FML
by viviham / 05/04/2012 at 8:08am / United States (Texas) / Work
by jessica071509 / 04/24/2012 at 1:42am / United States (Arizona) / Animals
by Anonymous / 04/09/2012 at 1:15am / United States / Money
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