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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Friday 30 May 1986 (28 years)
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Today, my parents kicked me out of the house because they were having a party. They gave me twenty bucks to go see a movie. Well, the movie ended pretty quick, but the trauma of seeing my parents in a swingers' orgy will take some time getting over. FML


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