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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Friday 30 May 1986 (28 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 548
  • Number of comments : 146
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, my parents kicked me out of the house because they were having a party. They gave me twenty bucks to go see a movie. Well, the movie ended pretty quick, but the trauma of seeing my parents in a swingers' orgy will take some time getting over. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (66949) - you deserved it (5564)

On 11/25/2013 at 1:16am - intimacy - by why god - United States (California)

Today, my financial troubles got so bad, I contemplated visiting a friend simply so I could swipe their deodorant. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39319) - you deserved it (6252)

On 10/08/2013 at 10:34am - money - by moneymoneymoney (woman) - United States (Florida)



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