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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Friday 30 May 1986 (28 years)
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Today, my parents kicked me out of the house because they were having a party. They gave me twenty bucks to go see a movie. Well, the movie ended pretty quick, but the trauma of seeing my parents in a swingers' orgy will take some time getting over. FML


I agree, your life sucks (66958) - you deserved it (5566)

On 11/25/2013 at 1:16am - intimacy - by why god - United States (California)

Today, my financial troubles got so bad, I contemplated visiting a friend simply so I could swipe their deodorant. FML


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  • It's Friday, so a bold font is required. I was sitting in my caravan by the side of busy road cooking cocktail sausages over a gas stove when I realised it was time to start writing something about this…

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