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About kayse : Well, I'm an open minded person who's never really judgmental. I like tattoos, piercings, videos games, just about any kind of music, programming, and fighting.
I haven't been able to get my tattoos yet, sadly. I've got three piercings. Play a lot of computer and console games. Will listen to just about anything without it bothering me lol. Going to school to learn computer programming for a living/hobby, and train every other day in MMA while also teaching my little brother and cousins. Just about all there is to say.
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Today, my husband thought it would be hilarious to slip a little fake blood into the bathtub while I was relaxing in it, eyes closed. When I opened my eyes, the water was one big cloud of red. I screamed so loud that I might as well have been dying, and yes, he recorded everything. FML
Today, it's five days until my wedding and I still can't tell my bride apart from her twin sister. They share clothes, have the same haircut, and they even take turns flirting with me to "catch me off guard" because they think it's hilarious to trick me. I'm scared I'll marry the wrong one. FML
Today, I was walking and saw a quarter. I bent down to pick it up. Barely a foot ahead there was another, so I crawled over to get it. This continued for about six feet when I realize a kid was laying them out in a trail. I had collected 7 fake quarters and the kid had it on video. FML
Friday 28 November 2014