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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 4 June 1997 (18 years)
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  • Number of visits : 574
  • Number of comments : 5
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 11 posted

About kayla1997 : my names kayla duhh (:

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Today, I was cashier at work. The line came to a stop, but there was still people there. I kept saying next, but no one moved. I finally looked over the counter where there was a lady who had been standing there the whole time. She was a midget. FML


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On 11/02/2010 at 2:20am - work - by saraleerocha - Sent from mobile version

Today, I dislocated my shoulder. How? I went to a party with some friends and they each bet me $20 I couldn't lick my elbow. I guess I proved them wrong. FML


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On 07/25/2010 at 1:06am - health - by one_BAMF - Canada (Ontario)

Today, while I was making love to my wife, she looks up and says, "I'll paint the ceiling white." FML


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On 10/08/2009 at 1:41am - intimacy - by JD (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I went on a run with this cute guy I know. I was sweating untractively and profusely so I decided to discretly grab a leaf from a tree and wipe my face with it. A bird had done the same with his ass few minutes ago. FML


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On 03/10/2009 at 4:42pm - animals - by broussimousse - United Kingdom (London)

Today, my parents left for work before I had to leave for school and I decided to skip. I stayed by the phone, expecting the school to call so I could pose as my parent and excuse my absence. The phone rings and I pick up. It's my Mom, calling to leave my dad a message on the machine. FML


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On 03/03/2009 at 11:49am - misc - by noway6000 - United States (Virginia)

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