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kaykay10xo
  • Town/Country : america bitches(;
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About kaykay10xo : I honestly don't give a fuck. I really hate ignorant, rude people. Just don't be one and I think we'll be good. :)

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Today, I phoned one of the IT guys upstairs for help with my PC. He said it would only take a few minutes; and would just fix it through a direct connection from his computer to mine. Hours later; I was feeling devilish, and quickly checked out an adult website. Mr IT Guy was still connected. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (4990) - you deserved it (45015)

On 07/22/2009 at 4:06pm - work - by debodave (man) - Germany (Bayern)

Today, I went to a neon themed party. Standing by the UV light, I looked down and realised my pad was glowing through my tights. FML

#3741117 (359)

I agree, your life sucks (58815) - you deserved it (9617)

On 07/14/2009 at 8:23am - misc - by paddy (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I was home alone in the shower when in the opening of the curtain, I could see a man in a ski mask. I passed out, hit my head on the tub. I then found out it was my dad pulling a prank on me. I almost died cause my dad wanted to see me scream like a girl. FML

#3393959 (188)

I agree, your life sucks (40024) - you deserved it (3024)

On 07/01/2009 at 12:31pm - misc - by dfan13 (man) - United States (New Jersey)

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Today, I was at the extremely crowded gym when someone came up behind me and shouted in my ear scaring the living shit out of me. I jump into a karate pose in front of everyone. No one was behind me. It was a new song starting on my headphones. A trainer asked me if I needed an ambulance. FML

#2514787 (231)

I agree, your life sucks (22285) - you deserved it (46271)

On 06/01/2009 at 9:53pm - health - by dearme (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I saw my train pulling in to the station. I sprinted up the stairs and luckily made the train. I looked around and no one was in my compartment. I began to notice that the train was heading down some tracks I'd never been too. I got stuck on an empty train for 3 hours in the train garage. FML

#868262 (66)

I agree, your life sucks (46205) - you deserved it (9887)

On 04/08/2009 at 8:49am - misc - by bkeiya (man) - Japan (Kanagawa)