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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 18 March 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 106
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About kayceecakess : I'm fucking hilarious.

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Today, I sat awkwardly and pretended like I didn't notice my cousin discreetly trying to masturbate while talking to me. This isn't the first time anything like this has happened. FML

#19956706
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32871) - you deserved it (3273)

On 07/18/2012 at 10:15pm - intimacy - by Awkward - United States (California)

Today, while I was cuddling with my girlfriend, she looked at me and leaned in. Thinking she was going to kiss me, I leaned too. Just as we were about to kiss, she screamed "COW KISSES" and somehow managed to lick my eyeball. FML

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156 comments

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On 03/17/2012 at 10:32pm - love - by Brian - United States (Washington)

Today, my girlfriend and I were getting hot and heavy. She had her shirt off, and commented on the small size of her breasts. Trying to make her feel better, I said I dated smaller breasts. She replied by saying she'd dated bigger penises. FML

#18561391
291 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16481) - you deserved it (52617)

On 12/20/2011 at 12:57pm - intimacy - by Ryan - United States (Arizona)

Today, I had sex with my boyfriend for the first time. After we finished, he went under the covers and started touching me. At first I thought he was trying to give me "oral pleasure". It turns out he lost the condom inside of me and was trying to fish it out before I noticed. FML

Today, my maths teacher was giving my whole class a lecture on 'if you don't pay attention at school, you will fail.' She then pointed out out a man working on the roof and said: 'if you don't listen, you will end up like that guy.' That was my dad. FML

#14596121
164 comments

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On 01/16/2011 at 12:07am - misc - by paperbox (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was helping my friend create an online dating profile. When she got her search results, her #1 match was a blonde guy only 10 miles from her. His description: genuine, laid back, and ready for fun. He left off something kind of important. He's already married. To me. FML

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260 comments

I agree, your life sucks (98001) - you deserved it (5652)

On 07/19/2010 at 1:36pm - love - by betrayed (woman) - United States (Missouri)



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