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About kaybessxo : Tea, sunshine, love, best friends & family are what my life is about.

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Today, I got the same feeling in my chest when I orgasmed as when I hit a hard section in Guitar Hero. FML


I agree, your life sucks (36625) - you deserved it (7423)

On 06/24/2014 at 8:07pm - intimacy - by massachusettsan (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was trying on bikinis at a local store. When I put my pants back on, my foot got stuck, I tripped and fell through the curtain of the fitting room, topless. FML


I agree, your life sucks (53465) - you deserved it (7433)

On 06/16/2014 at 11:24am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Germany

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