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Today, I found the purity ring I lost a year ago. Too bad I lost my virginity 4 months ago. FML

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On 03/08/2010 at 8:11pm - intimacy - by BNLM - United States

Today, I found out that my ex-boyfriend stole a pair of my underwear, and still wears them to this day. FML

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136 comments

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On 02/22/2010 at 1:11pm - misc - by anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my boyfriend decided to take me out bowling. My mom was going to take us. My parents ended up bowling with us. I had a double date with my parents. FML

#8283424
103 comments

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On 02/15/2010 at 1:14am - love - by shininghayley (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend of three years who I helped through drug rehab and find employment in my office left me for someone else. His explanation was that now that his "head is not clouded with chemicals" and he "makes decent money", he wants to settle down with someone worthy of him. FML

#7858295
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On 02/03/2010 at 9:17pm - love - by dracer (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I received a detention because I threw up on the school nurse who wasn't going to send me home. According to her, stomach ulcers are not a true health issue, so there's no reason to leave. FML

#7814499
229 comments

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On 02/02/2010 at 1:38pm - misc - by mollymaykitty - Sent from mobile version

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Today, I put out a fire. Sadly, it was on my doorstep because someone had lit a bag of dog poop. FML

#7813334
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On 02/02/2010 at 12:32pm - animals - by anonymous - Sent from mobile version

Today, I went to the doctor for horrible stomach pains. He said I had an abnormal amount of stool in me, and that I'd need to flush it out. I called my mom and told her what happened, to which she responded, "I always knew you were full of shit, I didn't need a doctor to tell me that." FML

#7631341
120 comments

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On 01/28/2010 at 12:01am - misc - by Crap (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend humping my stuffed rabbit. I thought he was trying to be funny until I saw that he had an erection. FML

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On 08/16/2009 at 9:58am - intimacy - by bunny (woman) - United States (Ohio)



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