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Today, my virgin guy friend told me he wanted me to be his first. I'm a guy. FML

#14737
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I agree, your life sucks (62866) - you deserved it (7834)

On 02/08/2009 at 7:37am - misc - by DC (man) - United States (California)

Today, I had to give a speech in front of my class and during my speech I had to say the words "But six"; however, because of my accent it sounded like "Butt sex". For the remainder of the day I was frequently asked about "Butt sex". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22160) - you deserved it (2533)

On 01/13/2009 at 1:17pm - intimacy - by Explicit - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my neighbor turned down his loud music that he's been playing for months, only to turn on a porn movie at maximum volume. FML

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On 11/23/2008 at 9:56pm - intimacy - by ptiluinthesky - Sent from mobile version



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