Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

kayPandastyle

Search for a member

kayPandastyle

0Liked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1855
  • Number of comments : 175
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About kayPandastyle : im kai, im older than you think. skating, shit talking, dancing badly and random drunk shenanigans. i hate when my bread gets soggy. i like fuzzy slippers and horror movies. im a ZELDA freak!! i enjoy laughing at ppl

kayPandastyle's page activity

Visits<b>MJDubbs</b> - the 07/21/2014 at 9:59pm<b>nightwings</b> - the 06/20/2014 at 3:41pm<b>Edogg215</b> - the 06/07/2014 at 10:57am<b>Federgirl</b> - the 04/26/2014 at 4:47pm<b>jonathanedwards</b> - the 02/03/2014 at 7:20pm<b>jeffandjeff</b> - the 01/02/2014 at 9:58pm<b>grogers311</b> - the 12/08/2013 at 2:47pm<b>jordanj25</b> - the 11/18/2013 at 10:10pm<b>Kalipczo</b> - the 10/31/2013 at 10:56pm<b>jwes1004</b> - the 09/29/2013 at 12:43am<b>Tviruszombie</b> - the 09/19/2013 at 9:37pm<b>mazdatuner09</b> - the 09/03/2013 at 6:37pm<b>thrifting</b> - the 08/24/2013 at 4:04pm<b>Crash7777</b> - the 08/17/2013 at 5:51pm<b>Loser97217</b> - the 08/17/2013 at 2:09pm<b>Pleonasm</b> - the 08/12/2013 at 5:38am<b>CinnabonJovi</b> - the 08/01/2013 at 4:33pm<b>BeccaBoo170</b> - the 07/30/2013 at 3:15pm

kayPandastyle's FML badges

Keen reader – Level: master ninja

You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Who’s the fairest of them all?

This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.

Profile completed

You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.

See all of kayPandastyle's badges

kayPandastyle's favorite FMLs

Today, I had to take an urgent dump at work. I noticed too late there was no toilet paper left, so I had to risk doing a quick "pants around the knees" shuffle to the next stall. I locked eyes with the window cleaner at the same time I heard someone enter from behind me. FML

#21123743
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39964) - you deserved it (6709)

On 04/26/2014 at 7:29pm - work - by caught out - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, I went to my boss's dinner party. My sister, who also works with me, sat across from me at the table. I felt her kick me so I kicked her back. Then I heard something start crying. It was the boss's baby crawling under the table. FML

#20823157
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53975) - you deserved it (18129)

On 08/06/2013 at 1:07am - work - by offuckingcourse - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was pretending to talk on the phone with my wife just to avoid to speak with my boring coworker. After two awkward minutes of him waiting in front of my desk and me inventing a call, he handed me the disconnected phone cable and left. FML

Today, I was at the pool when I saw a man eating the food I had ordered near my seat. I immediately ran up to him and asked him to stop stealing my food. I took the food away and threw it in the trash. Seconds later the attendant came out with my actual food. FML

#20562925
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9157) - you deserved it (66584)

On 03/27/2013 at 9:02pm - misc - by Hahamaster333 -

Today, my fiancée and I showed my mother-in-law a picture of the location at which we'll be holding our wedding reception. It's a beautiful waterfront building overlooking the ocean. She looked me dead in the eyes and said, "Looks like a good place to commit suicide." FML

#20543312
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32932) - you deserved it (2401)

On 03/14/2013 at 10:40am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Latvia

Today, my boss told me that, while he respects the fact that I have my own style, I have to stop wearing "that hideous wig" because apparently, it "makes the clientele uncomfortable". I don't have a wig. It's my natural hair. FML

#20536687
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28442) - you deserved it (3536)

On 03/09/2013 at 4:05am - work - by hairdresser (woman) - Australia

Today, I saw my crush at the grocery store. He saw me and started walking towards me. I got so excited that I farted when he came near. FML

#20402614
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33714) - you deserved it (9123)

On 12/16/2012 at 7:58pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, while I was driving home, some jackass in an open-top sports car overtook us and flipped me off. Just as I overtook him in turn, my wife rolled down her window, pulled out her tampon, and launched it at the kid. I'm not sure who was more horrified: me or him. FML

#19793582
401 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37118) - you deserved it (3994)

On 06/15/2012 at 6:13pm - misc - by 16590 (man) - Sweden

Today, I took my first shower in weeks after having had spinal surgery. My sister flushed a toilet. I couldn't reach the nozzle or my cane to get off the shower bench, and all I could do was sit there as scalding hot water sprayed all over me. FML

#19033928
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36280) - you deserved it (1865)

On 02/09/2012 at 12:28pm - health - by Ouchies - United States (Colorado)

Today, our school chorus went to a senior citizens' home. An elderly lady died during my solo. FML

#18964784
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42308) - you deserved it (3714)

On 01/31/2012 at 10:34pm - misc - by sorrygrandma - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, after three days of getting stared at by my neighbour from the window, I realized that she wasn't alive anymore. FML

#18406735
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43133) - you deserved it (3232)

On 12/01/2011 at 9:02pm - health - by unknown52 - Netherlands (Overijssel)

Today, while at the bakery section of my local supermarket, I heard the beat of what I assumed was a song playing. I really got into it, and bobbed my head and danced a little. After getting some strange looks, I realized the "beat" was a machine mixing frosting. FML

#15287588
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11336) - you deserved it (36680)

On 03/12/2011 at 10:09pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Minnesota)

Today, while at the bakery section of my local supermarket, I heard the beat of what I assumed was a song playing. I really got into it, and bobbed my head and danced a little. After getting some strange looks, I realized the "beat" was a machine mixing frosting. FML

#15287588
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11336) - you deserved it (36680)

On 03/12/2011 at 10:09pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I went to use the public restroom. As I saw the toilet paper was out, I could see there was some hanging down from the other stall. As I went to grab it, I felt a hand grab mine and a voice ask seductively, "what were you reaching for?" FML

#13940137
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26592) - you deserved it (9058)

On 11/22/2010 at 7:18pm - misc - by reesemaster (man) - United States (Georgia)



FML's blog

  • Freaks's Illustrated FML
  • What's going on? Something weird is going on. I can feel it in my bones. Can't you? People are acting weird, as if they're short-fused all of a sudden. There's definitely…

Friday 1 August 2014

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: