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by pillowless / 10/13/2011 at 10:41am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I wore my brand new Wonderbra to school. When I got home, my dad looked at me and started laughing hysterically. Between breaths, he asked if anyone actually thought my chest was that big and said "You know why it's called a Wonderbra? Guys take it off and wonder where your tits went." FML
by Anonymous / 10/10/2011 at 6:26pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 10/07/2011 at 3:00pm / United States / Love
by Anonymous / 10/02/2011 at 7:51am / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 09/23/2011 at 6:24pm / Germany (Berlin) / Love
Today, my five year old ran down the street wearing nothing but flip flops, Star Wars underwear, and a baseball helmet. He was swinging a badminton racket while screaming "THIS IS SPARTA!" My neighbors watched laughing as I had to run after him down the street in my pajamas. FML
by awesomekidsmum / 09/17/2011 at 9:20pm / Canada (Ontario) / Kids
by anonymous / 09/13/2011 at 8:07pm / United States (Tennessee) / Intimacy
by assante2010 / 07/23/2011 at 8:09pm / United States (Maine) / Love
by iwantmoney / 07/21/2011 at 8:20pm / United States (Ohio) / Money
by Lame / 07/09/2011 at 8:19pm / United States (New York) / Money
Today, my mother insisted I thoroughly water all the plants in and around my house before some people turned up. This would be fine except 90% of them are fake. She is convinced it will make them look "realer." FML
by omfgfmlife / 07/05/2011 at 10:32am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by wow / 06/23/2011 at 4:53am / Kids
by KillMeNow / 06/06/2011 at 2:27am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend in his bedroom. It was getting pretty intense, so he got up to close the door. While he was facing the other way, I took off my bra and sling-shot it so that it would hit him. Right when I let go of it, his mom walked in and it hit her in the face. FML
by Anonymous / 03/22/2011 at 1:54am / United States (Florida) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 02/05/2011 at 4:01am / United Kingdom (Gloucestershire) / Health
- Today, I’m in Sweden. This morning, I went out to get the mail in my pajamas. Well, it doesn’t only… Today, on the road in China, I committed a small offense. A cop saw me, stopped me and told me that… Today, I’m a French teacher in Ukraine, and in class we were debating gun legislation. In order to…