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by poserpilot / 11/12/2012 at 10:10am / United States (California) / Health
Today, I was pulled over. The cop stated that he "couldn't see" me because I had "blended in with the dark car background", and that it looked like no one was driving. I was literally pulled over for being black. FML
by Anonymous / 09/12/2012 at 3:00am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 07/15/2012 at 8:12pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 07/08/2012 at 9:29pm / United States / Work
by Anonymous / 02/22/2012 at 12:42am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
Today, I accidentally dropped a sculpture at college, and it broke. Some weirdo wearing a pink cape and a fake moustache bitched me out and told me not to be such an attention-seeking drama queen. FML
by Anonymous / 02/08/2012 at 12:55pm / United Kingdom (London) / Miscellaneous
Today, my mom was freaking out about me handling a CD-ROM with my bare hands. When I asked her what all the commotion was about, she said she was worried that I would catch "one of those computer viruses" she'd heard about on the news. FML
by aliezzedine / 02/02/2012 at 6:32am / Lebanon / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 01/16/2012 at 3:02pm / United States (Oregon) / Miscellaneous
by waterbottlehit / 12/02/2011 at 12:23am / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous
by Dickhead / 11/25/2011 at 10:02am / Lebanon / Intimacy
by religionbites621 / 11/22/2011 at 12:18pm / United States (Tennessee) / Transportation
by Anonymous / 11/16/2011 at 9:24pm / United States (Texas) / Transportation
by Nicole557 / 11/03/2011 at 6:56am / United States / Animals
by joser6969 / 10/29/2011 at 10:07am / United States / Work
Today, I was washing my hands in the bathroom when I looked up and saw a spider on my cheek. Panicking, I slapped myself in the face as hard as I could to kill it. Turns out the spider was on the mirror. FML
by Anonymous / 10/18/2011 at 2:55am / United States (Missouri) / Animals
- Today, I asked my girl friend of a year and a half to give me a blow job. She replied okay and bent… Today, I am 11 weeks pregnant and my husband has taken great glee in the fact that his horrible gas… Today, my boyfriend and I were having phone sex when he stopped responding. Five minutes later and…