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I want to tell you first off that I love music. Its practically my life; i'm a dancer and live for ballet. I like Owl City and Adele, they're both amazing. I will hunt you down if u tlk lik ths. thres a rson y we hve vwls! Grammar nazi's scare the sh!t out of me xD (I love MCR too~) I'm a sucker for long black hair on guys. x) if you can make me laugh, you already stole my heart.
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by ashleyrae / 06/29/2011 at 10:55am / United States (Mississippi) / Miscellaneous
Today, my boss yelled at me for ruining the report she was supposed to write with my "terrible spelling and grammar". I've checked it thoroughly, and all of her 'corrections' are wrong. She doesn’t believe me, and is refusing to look at a dictionary. FML
by frustrated / 06/29/2011 at 8:59am / United Kingdom (Oxfordshire) / Work
by adopteddd / 06/28/2011 at 10:30am / United Kingdom (Devon) / Miscellaneous
Today, while at Costco, I was eating a hotdog when I saw a really hot guy walking over. Trying to be sexy, I bit my hotdog cutely and winked. I ended up choking and dropping the ketchup covered hotdog all over my lap. FML
by ashhatches / 06/27/2011 at 3:15pm / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous
by A girl / 06/27/2011 at 3:55am / Netherlands (Zuid-Holland) / Work
by luni / 06/26/2011 at 5:17pm / United Kingdom (Devon) / Love
Today, on the bus, a delusional old man had an extremely long conversation with me, referring to me as "Leslie" and talking about "our childhood together". Not wanting to hurt his feelings I played along. At his stop he got up and grinned at me, saying "I'm kidding. I never knew a Leslie in my life. Nice rack." FML
by Anonymous / 06/26/2011 at 2:12am / United States (Indiana) / Transportation
by robertsonjimmy / 06/13/2011 at 9:46pm / United States (Mississippi) / Animals
Today, while in class, I desperately had to fart. Someone in the room had a coughing fit, so I took that as the chance to let it out. When I was about to release, the coughing stopped. I couldn't stop in time. FML
by anonymous / 06/08/2011 at 12:47pm / United States (Louisiana) / Health
Today, I had to take care of my best friend while she was drunk. This meant changing her pee-soaked sheets, making her take a bath to get all the baby powder off, and making her put clothes on as she tried to run out the house naked. FML
by anonymous / 05/21/2011 at 3:20am / United States (Louisiana) / Miscellaneous
Today, our school got portable classrooms for the construction on our school. I had to take a dump really bad, and had to use the built in bathroom. As I was in there I heard laughing. Turns out, every sound you make is an entire broadcast to the class. FML
by Anonymous / 05/10/2011 at 5:20pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
Today, I broke my arm. When I got home from the doctors with my cast, I fell asleep on the couch from the medicine. When I woke up, there were swastikas, "I love the KKK", and multiple penises written all over my cast. My dad thought it would be funny. FML
by Mervin22 / 01/28/2011 at 11:10pm / Australia (Victoria) / Health
by Anonymous / 01/07/2011 at 8:12am / Sweden (Orebro Lan) / Love
by Username / 12/23/2010 at 9:48am / Canada / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 11/14/2010 at 2:51pm / South Africa / Animals