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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 25 February 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1695
  • Number of comments : 73
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About kawaiianime : Hiya ;)

I want to tell you first off that I love music. Its practically my life; i'm a dancer and live for ballet. I like Owl City and Adele, they're both amazing. I will hunt you down if u tlk lik ths. thres a rson y we hve vwls! Grammar nazi's scare the sh!t out of me xD (I love MCR too~) I'm a sucker for long black hair on guys. x) if you can make me laugh, you already stole my heart.

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yesterday I introducd my first serious boyfriend to my mother over dinner . He is Asian . My mom insistd on calling him ( Ching Chong ) . His name is Kevin . FML

#16918734
19 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51350) - you deserved it (4752)

On 06/30/2011 at 3:24am - misc - by asianlover (woman) - Finland (Western Finland)

Today... I had the most exciting dream of mah life. I was dreaming about catching a shiny charmander. I'm 15... and instead of dreaming of girls... I'm dreaming of Pokémon. FML

#16909818
470 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30846) - you deserved it (16967)

On 06/29/2011 at 1:47pm - misc - by wispywee - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my brother got a pet ferret. He told me it had a flexible spine, so I bent it backwards. It farted, and clawed my face. FML

#16908147
292 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10201) - you deserved it (78141)

On 06/29/2011 at 10:55am - misc - by ashleyrae (woman) - United States (Mississippi)

TODAY, MAH BOSS YELLD AT ME 4 RUINING THE REPORT SHE WAS SUPPOSD TO WRITE WITH MAH "TERRIBLE SPELLING AND GRAMMAR". I'VE CHECKD IT THOROUGHLY, AND ALL OF HER 'CORRECTIONS' ARE WRONG. SHE DOESN’T BELIEVE ME, AND IS REFUSING TO LOOK AT A DICTIONARY. FML

#16907603
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33395) - you deserved it (2363)

On 06/29/2011 at 8:59am - work - by frustrated (woman) - United Kingdom (Oxfordshire)

Today, mah Dad sat me down and told me that I was adopted. I was unbelievably shocked by this revelation and asked him why he'd never told me this before. His response was, "I didn't know!" FML

#16895867
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39961) - you deserved it (2692)

On 06/28/2011 at 10:30am - misc - by adopteddd (woman) - United Kingdom (Devon)

Today,hile At Costco, I Was Eating A Hotdoghen I Saw A Really Hot Guy Walking Over. Trying To Be Sexy, I Bit My Hotdog Cutely And Winkd. I Endd Up Choking And Dropping The Ketchup Coverd Hotdog All Over My Lap. FML

#16882947
328 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11553) - you deserved it (57308)

On 06/27/2011 at 3:15pm - misc - by ashhatches - United States (Ohio)

Today, it has been 8 months since I startd a photography project in which I would take a picture of the same tree every day 4 a year. I just hered a noise outside. They cut the tree down.

#16877563
230 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47520) - you deserved it (4167)

On 06/27/2011 at 3:55am - misc - by A girl - Netherlands (Zuid-Holland)

Today, when my boyfriend said it was time to play with his baby, I figured he was talking about me . He meant his Xbox . FML

#16868176
228 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33023) - you deserved it (8221)

On 06/26/2011 at 5:17pm - love - by luni - United Kingdom (Devon)

Today, On The Bus, A Delusional Old Man Had An Extremely Long Conversation With Me, Referring To Me As ( Leslie ) An Talking About ( Our Childhood Together ). Not Wanting To Hurt His Feelings I Playd Along. At His Stop He Got Up An Grinnd At Me, Saying ( I'm Kidding. I Never Knew A Leslie In Mah Life. Nice Rack. ) FML

#16860650
227 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38937) - you deserved it (15648)

On 06/26/2011 at 2:12am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Indiana)

today I let mah new puppy outside 4 the first time. When I went to get him I saw a man running off with him. FML

#16651474
245 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45010) - you deserved it (11359)

On 06/13/2011 at 9:46pm - misc - by robertsonjimmy - United States (Mississippi)

Today, wile in class, I desperately ad to fart. Someone in te room ad a couging fit, so I took tat as te cance to let it out. Wen I was about to release, te couging stoppd. I couldn't stop in time. FML

#16561931
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18562) - you deserved it (40185)

On 06/08/2011 at 12:47pm - love - by anonymous - United States (Louisiana)

Today , I Had To Take Care Of Mah Best Friend While She Was Drunk . This Meant Changing Her Pee-soaked Sheets , Making Her Take A Bath To Get All The Baby Powder Off , And Making Her Put Cloths On As She Tried To Run Out The House Naked . FML

#16277369
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30761) - you deserved it (4276)

On 05/21/2011 at 3:20am - misc - by anonymous - United States (Louisiana)

our school got portable classrooms fir the construction on our school. I had to take a dump really bad and had to use the built in bathroom. As I was in there I hered laughing. Turns out every sound u make is looool an entire broadcast to the class. FML

#16119488
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30952) - you deserved it (4093)

On 05/10/2011 at 5:20pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

TODAY , I BROKE MAH ARM !! WHEN I GOT HOME FROM THE DOCTORS WITH MAH CAST , I FELL ASLEEP ON THE COUCH FROM THE MEDICINE !! WHEN I WOKE UP , THERE WERE SWASTIKAS , "I LOVE THE KKK" , AND MULTIPLE PENISES WRITTEN ALL OVER MAH CAST !! MY DAD THOUGHT IT WOULD BE FUNNY !! FML

#14750549
223 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32607) - you deserved it (3948)

On 01/28/2011 at 11:10pm - health - by Mervin22 - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I asked ma boyfriend if ma ass looked big in ma new jeans. He looked, an ten started singing "I like big butts an I cannot lie". FML



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