About kawaiianime : Hiya ;)
I want to tell you first off that I love music. Its practically my life; i'm a dancer and live for ballet. I like Owl City and Adele, they're both amazing. I will hunt you down if u tlk lik ths. thres a rson y we hve vwls! Grammar nazi's scare the sh!t out of me xD (I love MCR too~) I'm a sucker for long black hair on guys. x) if you can make me laugh, you already stole my heart.
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by SCREWED / 07/15/2011 at 2:25am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
Today, my parents think that I don't realize all the sexual euphemisms in their conversations. One of the more recent ones being made by my dad at the dinner table: "This sausage is great, honey, but mine is bigger and tastier!" FML
by wittlegirl / 07/13/2011 at 2:16pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
by MooCow / 07/12/2011 at 11:13pm / United States (Montana) / Animals
Today, I was walking down the street to go to the movies, when I got punched in the back of the head. When I turned around, a stranger said, "HAHA! It's punch a random person day!" When I asked him why he chose me, he replied "You're ugly." FML
by ManInPain / 07/12/2011 at 12:46pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I updated my facebook status to, "Party at my house this Friday. Like my status if you want to come." After about 3 hours I checked back to discover that the only person who'd liked my status was my grandma. FML
by _Emilyy / 07/12/2011 at 12:40am / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
by Lame / 07/09/2011 at 8:19pm / United States (New York) / Money
Today, I went to the park with a girl I like. She got playful and climbed a tree, insisting I come up, too. While we were sitting and enjoying the view, she suddenly knocked me off the branch, sending me crashing to the ground. FML
by wolf boy / 07/09/2011 at 8:13pm / United States (Connecticut) / Love
by Yoda / 07/08/2011 at 1:23am / United States (New York) / Geek
by wastedbaby / 07/03/2011 at 10:02pm / United States (South Carolina) / Health
Today, my son called me from medical school, asking for a new phone. Why? Because he dropped it in the toilet. How? Trying to videotape his anus while taking a dump. I pay $80,000 a year just to hear he took a dump on his phone. FML
by WasteOMoney / 07/03/2011 at 9:50pm / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by Cowgirl_Up37 / 07/02/2011 at 4:54pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by parenting sucks / 07/01/2011 at 1:42pm / United States (New York) / Kids
by Rick / 07/01/2011 at 4:31am / United States (California) / Transportation
by asianlover / 06/30/2011 at 3:24am / Finland (Western Finland) / Miscellaneous
by wispywee / 06/29/2011 at 1:47pm / Canada (Ontario) / Geek
- Today my manager tried to force me to sign an employee contract (I've worked here a year) that she… Today, I found out my hours at work were getting cut and given to another employee. Not only are my… Today, I ran an experiment perfectly in lab. I was the last in my class to finish and proud of how…