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I want to tell you first off that I love music. Its practically my life; i'm a dancer and live for ballet. I like Owl City and Adele, they're both amazing. I will hunt you down if u tlk lik ths. thres a rson y we hve vwls! Grammar nazi's scare the sh!t out of me xD (I love MCR too~) I'm a sucker for long black hair on guys. x) if you can make me laugh, you already stole my heart.
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by James / 07/31/2011 at 12:20am / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was having horrible morning sickness. I was violently throwing up, could hardly breathe, and was gasping for air between each round of puking. My husband, in the other room playing video games, snapped and shouted, "Why can't you just be quiet?!" FML
by Ceej / 07/30/2011 at 5:06pm / United States (Illinois) / Health
Today, it started pouring while I was in the middle of a pizza delivery. I had to stand out in the rain for ten minutes while an old redneck dude wearing nothing but camo boxers fumbled around for the exact change to pay the bill. I think seeing his junk was supposed to count as my tip. FML
by womboman / 07/30/2011 at 4:02pm / United States / Intimacy
by supergirl7 / 07/27/2011 at 6:21pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
by MaHalKiTa / 07/23/2011 at 3:49am / United States (California) / Geek
Today, I was in a pool locker room, surrounded by semi-naked people. While changing into my clothes, I accidentally pushed a button on my phone, causing it to make the loud, unmistakable camera shutter sound effect. Everyone definitely heard it. FML
by Roode / 07/22/2011 at 1:36pm / United States (West Virginia) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 07/22/2011 at 2:29am / United States (Texas) / Love
by iwantmoney / 07/21/2011 at 8:20pm / United States (Ohio) / Money
Today, after watching Insidious, my boyfriend thought it would be funny to scare me while I was on the toilet. I was in mid-piss when he jumped out at me, and I ran screaming and peeing down the hall. FML
by toni405 / 07/21/2011 at 5:24pm / United States / Love
by cheddar / 07/20/2011 at 6:17pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
by imnotacat / 07/19/2011 at 9:29pm / United States (Washington) / Transportation
by _TaToRtOt_ / 07/18/2011 at 9:08am / United States (Virginia) / Money
by Anonymous / 07/18/2011 at 12:26am / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous
Today, I caught a cab to take me to a hospital appointment. The driver turned around and told me I was in the Cash Cab. I got really excited and screamed. That is, until she laughed and said, "Just kidding. I always wanted to do that to someone." FML
by Anonymous / 07/15/2011 at 10:06pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
Today, I had to do a "damage report" on myself after going to the midnight premiere of Harry Potter. As I was waiting for the previews, a 20 year old man dressed as a house elf tackled and wrestled me for my seat. FML
by beachbumb8538 / 07/15/2011 at 1:01pm / United States / Geek
- Today I gave my brother all of my savings so he wouldn't lose his house. Right afterwards I found… Today, I decided to try a new brand of Wax Strips. Shortly after testing one strip on my arm I took… Today, I was left by my girlfriend of 3 years because I was over-jealous of her male friend because…
- Today, I’m in China, and I took my Golden Retriever to the groomer’s to get him cleaned up, because… Today, my boyfriend wanted to show me that he listened to me yesterday: I said that I loved unusual… Today, my phone provider informed me that I had 12 messages waiting for me on my voicemail. Happy…