About kawaiianime : Hiya ;)
I want to tell you first off that I love music. Its practically my life; i'm a dancer and live for ballet. I like Owl City and Adele, they're both amazing. I will hunt you down if u tlk lik ths. thres a rson y we hve vwls! Grammar nazi's scare the sh!t out of me xD (I love MCR too~) I'm a sucker for long black hair on guys. x) if you can make me laugh, you already stole my heart.
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Today, while working the drive-through at Mcdonald's, I was handing a gentleman his vanilla shake. He responded by popping the cap off, yelling "Fire in the hole!" And throwing it back in. He then quickly drove off. I was covered in vanilla shake. FML
by Anothernametaken / 11/18/2011 at 7:22am / United States / Work
Today, I struggled through a one hour traffic jam to get to the airport to pick up my dad who was just coming back from an overseas trip. I got there only to find that he had given me the wrong date, and I had to drive home. Best part? I have to do it all over again tomorrow. FML
by Etyl / 11/18/2011 at 5:49am / Indonesia (Jawa Tengah) / Transportation
by ish0rty / 11/14/2011 at 3:42am / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 11/12/2011 at 12:34am / United States (California) / Intimacy
by embarrassed / 11/11/2011 at 10:17am / Canada (Ontario) / Kids
by blacktyaffair / 11/09/2011 at 9:48am / United States (Texas) / Animals
by rj93 / 11/05/2011 at 9:43am / United Kingdom (Ballymena) / Health
by Anonymous / 11/03/2011 at 3:29am / United States (Florida) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 10/27/2011 at 11:48pm / United States (Kentucky) / Miscellaneous
Today, my parents got a call from my English teacher. She told them that I have 14 days of detention because I've been cutting class. I've been there every day, but apparently she never noticed me. FML
by Bree / 10/22/2011 at 7:16pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous
Today, I introduced my new boyfriend to my parents. Everyone knows he's into the emo scene, but this didn't stop my dad from slowly looking him up and down, then saying, completely deadpan, "You never told us you were a lesbian, honey." FML
by Anonymous / 10/21/2011 at 9:33pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Love
Today, I was chaperoning at my local high school's Homecoming dance. Outside the gym, I saw some kids drinking, so I walked over to stop them. One of them promptly spun around and punched me in the mouth. I had my ass handed to by a drunk 9th grader. FML
by smeeagain / 10/20/2011 at 9:17pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
by number2 / 10/17/2011 at 9:14pm / United States / Work
by planking champion / 10/17/2011 at 6:05pm / United States (North Dakota) / Miscellaneous
by FirstStringQB / 10/01/2011 at 6:45pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
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