About kawaiianime : Hiya ;)
I want to tell you first off that I love music. Its practically my life; i'm a dancer and live for ballet. I like Owl City and Adele, they're both amazing. I will hunt you down if u tlk lik ths. thres a rson y we hve vwls! Grammar nazi's scare the sh!t out of me xD (I love MCR too~) I'm a sucker for long black hair on guys. x) if you can make me laugh, you already stole my heart.
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Today, while working the drive-through at Mcdonald's, I was handing a gentleman his vanilla shake. He responded by popping the cap off, yelling "Fire in the hole!" And throwing it back in. He then quickly drove off. I was covered in vanilla shake. FML
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On 11/18/2011 at 7:22am - work - by Anothernametaken (man) - United States
Today, I struggled through a one hour traffic jam to get to the airport to pick up my dad who was just coming back from an overseas trip. I got there only to find that he had given me the wrong date, and I had to drive home. Best part? I have to do it all over again tomorrow. FML
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On 11/18/2011 at 5:49am - misc - by Etyl (woman) - Indonesia (Jawa Tengah)
Today, my social-awkwardness is so bad, I was actually proud of myself for managing to ask someone a question. FML
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On 11/14/2011 at 3:42am - misc - by ish0rty - United States
Today, I found a note on my door that said "I masturbate to your pictures on Facebook." Someone else wrote "like" at the bottom. FML
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On 11/12/2011 at 12:34am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)
Today, I dined and dashed. Upon reaching my car, I realized I had left my seven year-old daughter in the restaurant. FML
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On 11/11/2011 at 10:17am - kids - by embarrassed - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I discovered that my dog is an aspiring underwear designer, her latest project being creating crotchless underwear. Mine seem to have been used as prototypes. FML
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On 11/09/2011 at 9:48am - animals - by blacktyaffair - United States (Texas)
Today, I learned if you dream you're having a piss, you most likely are having a piss. FML
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On 11/05/2011 at 9:43am - health - by rj93 - United Kingdom (Ballymena)
Today, I ran into my boyfriend's dad. His exact words were, "Call me when you're ready to feel what a real man can do to you." FML
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On 11/03/2011 at 3:29am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)
Today, my roomate informed me that her snake was missing in our apartment again. Apparently, I need to be careful because the snake's attracted to blood. I'm on my period. FML
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On 10/27/2011 at 11:48pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Kentucky)
Today, my parents got a call from my English teacher. She told them that I have 14 days of detention because I've been cutting class. I've been there every day, but apparently she never noticed me. FML
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On 10/22/2011 at 7:16pm - misc - by Bree - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, I introduced my new boyfriend to my parents. Everyone knows he's into the emo scene, but this didn't stop my dad from slowly looking him up and down, then saying, completely deadpan, "You never told us you were a lesbian, honey." FML
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On 10/21/2011 at 9:33pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I was chaperoning at my local high school's Homecoming dance. Outside the gym, I saw some kids drinking, so I walked over to stop them. One of them promptly spun around and punched me in the mouth. I had my ass handed to by a drunk 9th grader. FML
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On 10/20/2011 at 9:17pm - misc - by smeeagain - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, while sitting on the toilet, my phone pocket dialed my boss's cell. He was in the next stall. He answered. FML
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On 10/17/2011 at 9:14pm - work - by number2 - United States
Today, I was given an entire week of detention for planking on my school desk. FML
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On 10/17/2011 at 6:05pm - misc - by planking champion (woman) - United States (North Dakota)
Today, my mom found a new way to get me to clean my room. She piled everything from my floor in front of my wardrobe and padlocked my dresser shut. The best part? She put the key in my room. The worst part? She put over a hundred decoys in there too. FML
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On 10/01/2011 at 7:45pm - misc - by Kazuya - Australia (Victoria)
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