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Today, my mom bitched me out for still being single at age 19, and still not having started a family. She considers this "immoral," yet showed nothing but praise for my sister, who's pregnant at 15 and doesn't know which of three guys is the father. FML
by failed brood mare / 11/17/2013 at 12:46pm / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
by shut up. / 11/11/2013 at 5:36am / New Zealand / Work
by SantaClaus / 11/02/2013 at 12:19am / United States (California) / Kids
Today, I got married. My husband and I had been waiting until marriage to have sex, and when the time came, we started to undress. As I took my bra off, his eyes glazed over, and he fainted. An hour later, all he could say was, "I don't think we're meant to be together." FML
by Anonymous / 10/27/2013 at 7:46pm / United States (New Jersey) / Intimacy
by oh... / 10/20/2013 at 4:34pm / United States (Missouri) / Money
by hes / 10/15/2013 at 6:10am / United States / Intimacy
by notready / 10/15/2013 at 2:49am / Australia / Love
by yeah hun i think insects arent animals too / 10/09/2013 at 3:51am / Germany (Sachsen) / Love
by arthise / 10/09/2013 at 3:03am / United States (Indiana) / Love
by Anonymous / 10/08/2013 at 5:16pm / United States (Illinois) / Kids
Today, a cute guy ditched his date and walked up to me, calling me beautiful. Not knowing how to reply, I just blushed. His date got angry and left. "Sorry. I take that back," he then said. "I was just trying to get rid of her. Thanks anyway." FML
by okaythen / 10/04/2013 at 5:37am / Egypt (Al Qahirah) / Love
Today, I got kicked out of English class shortly after our teacher told us we have to write an essay on how the storyline of Harry Potter is one big allegory for "the futility of socialism." Apparently, reacting with disbelief makes me a "disruptive influence." FML
by WTF? / 10/03/2013 at 12:42pm / United States (New Mexico) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 10/03/2013 at 4:14am / Australia (Victoria) / Love
Today, my teacher was talking about anorexia and bulimia. Midway through the lesson, she stopped and knowingly asked if I wanted to share my experiences with the class. I don't have an eating disorder, just a screwed-up metabolism. FML
by 94lbs of muscle / 10/02/2013 at 2:37pm / Health
by KamiyaHaine / 10/02/2013 at 1:54am / Singapore / Love
- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, it's been 2 weeks since I ordered a printer so I could print schoolwork, that way I don't…
- Today, I’m a bus driver in Paris. A guy got on with a sheep. I told him that you can’t take the bus… Today, my mom had to go to one of her relatives’ funeral. She came to borrow a black scarf from me,… Today, a young woman on the subway asked me to hold her pocket mirror open in front of her. I asked…