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by mumblingdope / 05/25/2016 at 4:52am / Indonesia (Jakarta Raya) / Miscellaneous
by Kaibel / 05/21/2016 at 5:39pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, my two year old has learned new things from his best friend. His best friend is our dog. He's learned to eat dog food, lick people, and now he's started taking off his diaper to lift his leg and pee. FML
by proud parent / 05/21/2016 at 12:03pm / United States (Texas) / Kids
by LucyLollipop / 05/16/2016 at 3:16pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by kattylizbeth / 05/14/2016 at 10:03pm / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous
Today, we finally got some signs of summer in Sweden and I went to hang out in the sun with some friends. I was wearing sunglasses so I only put sunscreen on my nose and forehead. I now have a dick-shaped area in my face where I didn't completely burn my face off. FML
by Swedishsummer / 05/08/2016 at 5:54pm / Sweden (Vastra Gotaland) / Miscellaneous
by foreveryoung / 04/30/2016 at 12:23pm / France / Miscellaneous
by Star_Wars_Lover / 04/26/2016 at 11:34am / United States (Texas) / Kids
by AcademicAdvisor / 04/25/2016 at 4:14pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Work
by Agamar / 02/23/2016 at 12:00am / United States (Illinois) / Health
by neveragain / 02/12/2016 at 2:10pm / United Kingdom (Surrey) / Health
Today, there was an issue with the sewage system at work. It smelled like somebody took a turd, left it in the sun to marinate, threw up on it, then put in the air conditioning to fill the store with nauseating stink. I nearly threw up multiple times because we weren't allowed to leave early. FML
by Anonymous / 02/10/2016 at 11:57am / United States (Ohio) / Work
Today, while driving around with my brother and his idiotic friends, one of them decided it would be a brilliant idea to throw a hot sauce packet out of the car window at a moving vehicle. I've never seen someone angry enough to stop and get out of a vehicle that fast. FML
by kimeatszombies / 02/10/2016 at 5:42am / United States (California) / Transportation
Today, I visited my son at his university accommodations and noticed he's clearly never cleaned it since he moved in two years ago. I tried cleaning it myself, but gave up entirely when I found what looked like mushrooms growing out of an old takeout container. FML
by Pauline / 02/09/2016 at 4:35pm / United States / Kids
by notagoodtime / 02/06/2016 at 3:52pm / United States (California) / Intimacy