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katydid91
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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 30 May 1991 (25 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 14170
  • Number of comments : 194
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 13 posted

About katydid91 : Hi, nice to meet you! Yes, that is a cat looking up at you, and yes he is my cat!

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Visits<b>dumbmotherinlaw</b> - the 08/09/2016 at 10:49am<b>Rababco</b> - the 08/05/2016 at 1:31am<b>BananEnigma</b> - the 07/19/2016 at 8:44pm<b>jbuckets_404</b> - the 07/07/2016 at 12:51pm<b>jackler92</b> - the 06/27/2016 at 10:21pm<b>nicolai44</b> - the 06/24/2016 at 7:01pm<b>samrompain</b> - the 06/17/2016 at 12:29am<b>james_logan</b> - the 06/05/2016 at 7:28pm<b>yerawizardlizzy</b> - the 05/24/2016 at 1:28pm<b>totallynotemily</b> - the 05/15/2016 at 8:13am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 04/27/2016 at 8:51am<b>Hop6e</b> - the 03/12/2016 at 1:34pm<b>GarfieldDaCat</b> - the 02/25/2016 at 7:12pm<b>dno79</b> - the 02/14/2016 at 5:29am<b>rainwolf42</b> - the 02/04/2016 at 10:06pm<b>DeadxTime</b> - the 01/05/2016 at 12:18pm<b>s1s1</b> - the 11/29/2015 at 1:45pm<b>Tupan</b> - the 11/26/2015 at 11:01pm

Fucked!<b>jackler92</b> - the 06/28/2016 at 4:21am<b>Hop6e</b> - the 03/12/2016 at 7:34pm<b>SorrowsReward</b> - the 10/31/2015 at 6:33am<b>lunanight515</b> - the 10/16/2015 at 2:32am<b>chaseafterwind82</b> - the 09/28/2015 at 7:29am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 09/21/2015 at 3:06pm<b>blazerman</b> - the 09/20/2015 at 7:51pm<b>Arathis</b> - the 08/18/2015 at 1:31am<b>Iwtumn</b> - the 07/31/2015 at 6:38am<b>Giguh</b> - the 07/21/2015 at 5:02am<b>NickVsHtml</b> - the 05/19/2015 at 8:11am<b>connormartaus</b> - the 04/30/2015 at 6:04am<b>sdroze1389</b> - the 04/27/2015 at 8:16am<b>the_aspect</b> - the 04/25/2015 at 7:10pm<b>moneylessrc</b> - the 04/06/2015 at 7:51pm<b>EvilTurtle</b> - the 04/03/2015 at 10:10am<b>khoov19</b> - the 03/21/2015 at 2:58pm<b>buckdharma</b> - the 03/21/2015 at 2:49am

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Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

50 quality responses

Clicking reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried is even better.

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katydid91's favorite FMLs

Today, I was wondering why my cheap and overall great apartment had been available for so long. After some research, it's now pretty clear: my landlord is, apparently, a well-known slumlord. FML

Today, I had a terrible stomach ache and had some pretty bad gas at work. I tried to head down to the basement for a while to allow my coworkers to continue in peace. About an hour after I came back up, my boss called pest control due to the horrible smell that "must be dead rats". FML

by dead rats / 08/08/2016 at 9:58am / Work

Today, I farted so loud that my cat thought that I was growling at him, and bit me in self-defense. FML

by nullpointer / 08/03/2016 at 12:38am / United States (California) / Animals

Today, my girlfriend accused me of cheating because I've been buying generic groceries instead of name brand to save money. Apparently, I must be using the extra money on another woman. FML

by Jaraxxus / 07/26/2016 at 5:45am / United States (North Carolina) / Love

This FML has been commented on by its original poster.

Today, my friend and I were brushing our teeth, standing side by side. We both have a sympathy gag reflex. He brushed his tongue and gagged, which caused me to gag. So we had a never ending gag-fest until we both began throwing up and couldn't stop until one of us could manage to hold it in. FML

by StateOfEuphoria / 07/24/2016 at 6:52pm / United States (Mississippi) / Health

This FML has been commented on by its original poster.

Today, I was using the short urinal when I heard someone say, "Ahem!" in a loud voice. I looked back to see an angry little kid. He made me switch urinals so he could use the short one. I got urinal-evicted by a little boy. FML

by slingerslasher / 07/05/2016 at 3:09pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous

Today, the paternity test came back. It's like I suspected all along; my "son" is actually my half-brother. FML

by Anonymous / 07/01/2016 at 12:23pm / Sweden (Vastra Gotaland) / Kids

Today, I had to rush my son to the ER after he ate a poisonous plant. He said the plant looked like one in Skyrim and he thought he'd get super powers from eating it. FML

by slim_breezy / 06/04/2016 at 3:41am / United States (California) / Kids

Today, I was at church singing and my solo came up. As I walked through the crowd, this big woman caught the holy spirit and slapped the crap out of me. It was so hard, my fake tooth came out. FML

by Anonymous / 05/29/2016 at 10:32pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was so tired, I passed out at work in the middle of a call. All because my neighbor's car alarm kept going off every 3 minutes all through the morning. It was still going when I left for work. If you see a news story in a few days about a whole neighborhood beating a guy to death, that's probably us. FML

by Anonymous / 05/28/2016 at 9:00am / United States (Georgia) / Work

Today, I realized my recent weight loss probably wasn't caused by working out and eating more healthily. It was from the tapeworm I discovered hanging out my ass after I took a crap. I had to pull it out with my bare hands. FML

by scarred for life / 05/28/2016 at 1:23am / United States (Indiana) / Health

Today, I decided to have a hot cup of coffee. Then I stumbled on a chair and somehow spilled the hot liquid on my privates. The searing pain worked better to wake me up than the coffee itself. FML

by mumblingdope / 05/25/2016 at 4:52am / Indonesia (Jakarta Raya) / Miscellaneous

Today, I found out my parents have been slipping birth control pills into my morning orange juice since I was 13. FML

Today, my two year old has learned new things from his best friend. His best friend is our dog. He's learned to eat dog food, lick people, and now he's started taking off his diaper to lift his leg and pee. FML

by proud parent / 05/21/2016 at 12:03pm / United States (Texas) / Kids

Today, my obnoxious roommate who always blasts crappy music day in and day out as loud as he can has reached an all time low. He has now started blasting Christmas music. It's May. FML

by LucyLollipop / 05/16/2016 at 3:16pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

This FML has been commented on by its original poster.