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katydid91
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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 30 May 1991 (25 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 13732
  • Number of comments : 193
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 13 posted

About katydid91 : Hi, nice to meet you! Yes, that is a cat looking up at you, and yes he is my cat!

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Visits<b>BananEnigma</b> - the 07/19/2016 at 8:44pm<b>jbuckets_404</b> - the 07/07/2016 at 12:51pm<b>jackler92</b> - the 06/27/2016 at 10:21pm<b>nicolai44</b> - the 06/24/2016 at 7:01pm<b>samrompain</b> - the 06/17/2016 at 12:29am<b>james_logan</b> - the 06/05/2016 at 7:28pm<b>Rababco</b> - the 06/05/2016 at 4:25pm<b>yerawizardlizzy</b> - the 05/24/2016 at 1:28pm<b>totallynotemily</b> - the 05/15/2016 at 8:13am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 04/27/2016 at 8:51am<b>Hop6e</b> - the 03/12/2016 at 1:34pm<b>GarfieldDaCat</b> - the 02/25/2016 at 7:12pm<b>dno79</b> - the 02/14/2016 at 5:29am<b>rainwolf42</b> - the 02/04/2016 at 10:06pm<b>DeadxTime</b> - the 01/05/2016 at 12:18pm<b>s1s1</b> - the 11/29/2015 at 1:45pm<b>Tupan</b> - the 11/26/2015 at 11:01pm<b>tranced_</b> - the 11/07/2015 at 5:58pm

Fucked!<b>jackler92</b> - the 06/28/2016 at 4:21am<b>Hop6e</b> - the 03/12/2016 at 7:34pm<b>SorrowsReward</b> - the 10/31/2015 at 6:33am<b>lunanight515</b> - the 10/16/2015 at 2:32am<b>chaseafterwind82</b> - the 09/28/2015 at 7:29am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 09/21/2015 at 3:06pm<b>blazerman</b> - the 09/20/2015 at 7:51pm<b>Arathis</b> - the 08/18/2015 at 1:31am<b>Iwtumn</b> - the 07/31/2015 at 6:38am<b>Giguh</b> - the 07/21/2015 at 5:02am<b>NickVsHtml</b> - the 05/19/2015 at 8:11am<b>connormartaus</b> - the 04/30/2015 at 6:04am<b>sdroze1389</b> - the 04/27/2015 at 8:16am<b>the_aspect</b> - the 04/25/2015 at 7:10pm<b>moneylessrc</b> - the 04/06/2015 at 7:51pm<b>EvilTurtle</b> - the 04/03/2015 at 10:10am<b>khoov19</b> - the 03/21/2015 at 2:58pm<b>buckdharma</b> - the 03/21/2015 at 2:49am

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Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

50 quality responses

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katydid91's favorite FMLs

Today, my friend and I were brushing our teeth, standing side by side. We both have a sympathy gag reflex. He brushed his tongue and gagged, which caused me to gag. So we had a never ending gag-fest until we both began throwing up and couldn't stop until one of us could manage to hold it in. FML

by StateOfEuphoria / 07/24/2016 at 6:52pm / United States (Mississippi) / Health

This FML has been commented on by its original poster.

Today, I was using the short urinal when I heard someone say, "Ahem!" in a loud voice. I looked back to see an angry little kid. He made me switch urinals so he could use the short one. I got urinal-evicted by a little boy. FML

by slingerslasher / 07/05/2016 at 3:09pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous

Today, the paternity test came back. It's like I suspected all along; my "son" is actually my half-brother. FML

by Anonymous / 07/01/2016 at 12:23pm / Sweden (Vastra Gotaland) / Kids

Today, I had to rush my son to the ER after he ate a poisonous plant. He said the plant looked like one in Skyrim and he thought he'd get super powers from eating it. FML

by slim_breezy / 06/04/2016 at 3:41am / United States (California) / Kids

Today, I was at church singing and my solo came up. As I walked through the crowd, this big woman caught the holy spirit and slapped the crap out of me. It was so hard, my fake tooth came out. FML

by Anonymous / 05/29/2016 at 10:32pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was so tired, I passed out at work in the middle of a call. All because my neighbor's car alarm kept going off every 3 minutes all through the morning. It was still going when I left for work. If you see a news story in a few days about a whole neighborhood beating a guy to death, that's probably us. FML

by Anonymous / 05/28/2016 at 9:00am / United States (Georgia) / Work

Today, I realized my recent weight loss probably wasn't caused by working out and eating more healthily. It was from the tapeworm I discovered hanging out my ass after I took a crap. I had to pull it out with my bare hands. FML

by scarred for life / 05/28/2016 at 1:23am / United States (Indiana) / Health

Today, I decided to have a hot cup of coffee. Then I stumbled on a chair and somehow spilled the hot liquid on my privates. The searing pain worked better to wake me up than the coffee itself. FML

by mumblingdope / 05/25/2016 at 4:52am / Indonesia (Jakarta Raya) / Miscellaneous

Today, I found out my parents have been slipping birth control pills into my morning orange juice since I was 13. FML

Today, my two year old has learned new things from his best friend. His best friend is our dog. He's learned to eat dog food, lick people, and now he's started taking off his diaper to lift his leg and pee. FML

by proud parent / 05/21/2016 at 12:03pm / United States (Texas) / Kids

Today, my obnoxious roommate who always blasts crappy music day in and day out as loud as he can has reached an all time low. He has now started blasting Christmas music. It's May. FML

by LucyLollipop / 05/16/2016 at 3:16pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

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Today, I found out that it's possible to make your sister so mad that she scoops the litter box and hides the contents around your room. FML

Today, we finally got some signs of summer in Sweden and I went to hang out in the sun with some friends. I was wearing sunglasses so I only put sunscreen on my nose and forehead. I now have a dick-shaped area in my face where I didn't completely burn my face off. FML

by Swedishsummer / 05/08/2016 at 5:54pm / Sweden (Vastra Gotaland) / Miscellaneous

Today, a weird guy approached me and started asking me many questions. I didn't know how to get out of this situation, so I suddenly ran away shouting, "Stranger danger! " I'm 21. FML

by foreveryoung / 04/30/2016 at 12:23pm / France / Miscellaneous

Today, my husband got a vasectomy. My mother-in-law is extremely upset that he only gave her one grandson. Guess my other son doesn't count. FML

by Star_Wars_Lover / 04/26/2016 at 11:34am / United States (Texas) / Kids

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