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  • Number of visits : 717
  • Number of comments : 34
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About kattylizbeth : i'm 15, but i'm about 5 at heart.

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kattylizbeth's favorite FMLs

Today, I went to my favorite drive-in burger joint for dinner. As I was nearing the end of my burger, I grabbed a cup from the cup holder that I thought was filled with soda. Instead, I got a mouthful of dip spit that a friend left in my car. FML

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151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27980) - you deserved it (7028)

On 09/08/2011 at 3:51pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, the guy of my dreams told me he liked me and leaned in to kiss me. Just as our lips touched, I ripped a big ass fart. FML

#17455521
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37926) - you deserved it (14314)

On 08/13/2011 at 12:06am - love - by sydneybourgeois - United States (Texas)

Today, I got a complaint from my neighbor about a little girl staring at her through my guest bedroom window for the past month. I live alone. And now I'm scared to live in my own house. FML

#17349963
376 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53107) - you deserved it (3267)

On 08/03/2011 at 12:04am - misc - by soccerbuddyz - United States (Florida)

Today, my son drew in Sharpie all over the wall, so I spanked him as punishment. When my boss came over for dinner, my son shouted, "Daddy made me take my punishment in the butt." FML

#17338982
330 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42887) - you deserved it (14360)

On 08/02/2011 at 12:58am - kids - by ohcrap - United States (Colorado)

Today, my three-year-old daughter rushed in, excited about her new baby brother or sister. She was so excited, I didn't have the heart to tell her men can't have babies, and I just have a beer gut. FML

#17207646
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27457) - you deserved it (14230)

On 07/21/2011 at 7:46pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (South Australia)

Today, on the bus, a delusional old man had an extremely long conversation with me, referring to me as "Leslie" and talking about "our childhood together". Not wanting to hurt his feelings I played along. At his stop he got up and grinned at me, saying "I'm kidding. I never knew a Leslie in my life. Nice rack." FML

#16860650
226 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38706) - you deserved it (15589)

On 06/26/2011 at 2:12am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Indiana)

Today, I made the long drive to work, got out of the car, and realised that I'd forgotten to put shoes on before I left the house. FML

#16715265
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14470) - you deserved it (29240)

On 06/17/2011 at 5:24pm - misc - by Hannah - Ireland (Sligo)

Today, I woke my husband up at 2am, screaming that there was a badger in our bedroom. We both screamed for a bit until he finally says, "What are we screaming about!?" I took a second look at the badger, and realized it was my four year old daughter with her blanket. FML

#15947062
165 comments

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On 04/27/2011 at 9:35am - kids - by BadgerSpirit (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, at 5:30 in the morning while I was fast asleep, my cat decided the most threatening thing in my apartment that absolutely needed to be attacked was my left nipple. FML

#15896173
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30319) - you deserved it (4152)

On 04/23/2011 at 9:11am - health - by cdn_steed - United States (New York)

Today, I was at Aéropostale with some friends when I noticed a woman glaring at me. When we got to the checkout, the woman still had her eyes on me, so I asked why she was staring. She snapped, "If you had kept your legs closed, you wouldn't be pregnant." I'm not pregnant. FML

#15284565
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42372) - you deserved it (5612)

On 03/12/2011 at 4:11pm - misc - by vlcardenx3 (woman) - United States (West Virginia)

Today, I had my friends help me put on a suit of full plate armor for a medieval re-enactment. After the battle, my friends left. I can't get the armor off by myself and will probably have to sleep in it. FML

#15136190
101 comments

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On 02/27/2011 at 5:10am - misc - by hurley (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I brought home a ukulele I had just bought. Excited, I showed my dad. He then looked at me, smirked, and said "Just like everything else you have, it's a bit smaller than normal." FML

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155 comments

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On 02/18/2011 at 2:55am - misc - by Austyn -

Today, I took out my ear cartilage piercing. With my comb. FML

#14233403
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26607) - you deserved it (9127)

On 12/17/2010 at 8:13am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my boyfriend left me for my step-sister. He's been cheating on me with her for the past 6 months, and got her pregnant. I also found out that my stomach pains are due to the fact that I'm also pregnant. My family could officially qualify for Jerry Springer. FML

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116 comments

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On 12/03/2010 at 3:56am - intimacy - by Annonmyus -

Today, I asked my boyfriend if there's a reason why he has never gone down on me. He responded, "Your back door is too close to your front door and it creeps me out." FML

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199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31147) - you deserved it (4572)

On 12/01/2010 at 2:04pm - intimacy - by Username - United States



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