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katty18724

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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 8 February 1994 (21 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 487
  • Number of comments : 6
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About katty18724 : I have an FML moment every day of my life... Haha

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Today, I caught mah grlfriend Googling how to uninstall Sri. I askd y she wantd to do that, and she said, "I don't lyk it. I don't lyk how the slut talks to you." I get the feeling I'll ned a gunhen I break up with this crazy fucker. mega FML

#21342067
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34059) - you deserved it (5004)

On 01/22/2015 at 1:41am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I told mah boss I have a sore throat. He replied, "Well, don't take it so deep next time." FML

#21314442
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33449) - you deserved it (5680)

On 12/09/2014 at 1:29pm - work - by Anonymous (man) -

Today... at work... due to a mix up... I had to call an answering service. I am also from an answering service. We got the problem fixed but I couldn't hang up due to company policy. She couldn't hang up either. We both had to get our supervisors 4 permission to hang up. FML

#21312305
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33821) - you deserved it (3298)

On 12/06/2014 at 12:18am - work - by ring-a-ding-ding (woman) - United States (Nevada)

Today, my mom found my dildo, and looool got so angry that sha baat ma with it . FML

#21309415
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46125) - you deserved it (11908)

On 12/01/2014 at 12:55pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Taday I sat down fir a poop . The toilet seat slid off immediately, taking me with it . I lay on the bathroom floor fir several moment stunnd, still pooping . FML

#21308801
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32892) - you deserved it (4237)

On 11/30/2014 at 2:32pm - misc - by pooplife - United Kingdom (Nottingham)

Today, I met my best friend's grlfriend for the frst time. After a few hours of talking and eating, she followed me to the bathroom and said, dead serious, ''If u ever touch him or get too close to him, I will cut you''. I've known him for twelve years, they have been dating for a month. FML

#21305050
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39122) - you deserved it (3005)

On 11/24/2014 at 8:44am - love - by ohwell (woman) - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)

Today a cop car was tailing me. I was scard and trying to avoid any tickets I drove straight through a huge pothole rather than swerving to avoid it. The cop pulld me over and insistd I was intoxicatd cuz "anybody in there right mind would've dodgd that pothole." FML

#21302094
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31598) - you deserved it (6379)

On 11/19/2014 at 1:44pm - misc - by limpdick9 - United States (California)

Today, I excitedly told my mom that I'm pregnant with my second child. She shot back, "You knowhat's a REAL achievement? Jacking your dad off in church last week without anyone noticing. Aim higher." I really didn't need to know that. FML

#21294899
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41474) - you deserved it (3790)

On 11/08/2014 at 6:02pm - kids - by jennabee97 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Yastarday , I slapt ovar at my naw boyfriand's housa for tha frst tima. Whan I woka up looool in tha morning , ha told ma all about how much gas I'd had through tha night. Ha said ha thought ha had a grown man in his bad instaad of ma. FML

TODAY, MY BOYFRIEND AN I TRIED ROLEPLAYING A TEACER-STUDENT DURING SEX. WE'RE BOT STUDYING TO BE ACTORS, SO WE ENDED UP GOING INTO A REALLY DEEP, EMOTIONAL STORYLINE TAT DIDN'T END IN SEX AT ALL. FML

#21284275
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37607) - you deserved it (10947)

On 10/24/2014 at 6:54am - intimacy - by too good - United Kingdom (Kent)

yastarday I got it by a car wila riding my bika to work. In ta ospital, avary singla nursa lacturad ma about ow I wouldn't ba ara if I wora a almat, wic looool I'm sura would ba raally alpful to my brokan lag. FML

#21262936
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37679) - you deserved it (4570)

On 09/22/2014 at 2:45am - health - by thebrokentardis (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, mah fiancé and I were having sex in the early hours of the morning!! He said "Morning sex is the best thing to wake up to." Without thinking, I responded "Yeah, unless you're in prison." He lost his erection due to laughing so hard and now can't look at me without laughing!! FML

#21262210
65 comments

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On 09/21/2014 at 1:11am - intimacy - by RuinedTheMood (woman) - United States (Texas)

2DAY I ASKD MA DAD TO TAKE ME TO TE STORE SO I COULD GET SOME FEMININE YGIENE PRODUCTS. WEN WE GOT TERE, E WENT RUNNING DOWN TE AISLE YELLING, "HELP! MY DAUGTER'S BLEEDING TO DEAT! WERE'RE TE TAMPONS?!" FML

#21261392
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41120) - you deserved it (3972)

On 09/19/2014 at 6:38pm - health - by tbree - United States (California)

Today I Was Eating A Hot Fudge Sundae And I Complaind That The Fudge Was At The Very Bottom And I Couldn't Reach It With My Spoon. My Husband Mutterd ( Fat Girl Problems. ) FML

#21260102
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37893) - you deserved it (11257)

On 09/17/2014 at 4:07pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States



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