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katiemarie93
  • Town/Country : Muscle Shoals, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 17 September 1993 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 2352
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About katiemarie93 : Im a funny girl, who likes to have fun. I wanna be a journalist/comedy in my future.

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Today, it was really cold and windy and I started my car before work. I locked the front door of my house and shut it behind me to leave. The wind was blowing and all my hair got shut in my locked front door... with my keys in my car's ignition. FML

Today, my parents gave me a shirt from Banana Republic for my birthday. It looked like one I had bought for myself a couple of days earlier but I thanked them and went to hang it in my closet. An empty hanger hung where I placed the shirt I had purchased. They gave me my shirt for my birthday. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (96666) - you deserved it (4069)

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