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katielouise86
  • Town/Country : FIRENZE, ITALIA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 18 October 1986 (27 years)
  • Number of visits : 720
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About katielouise86 : graduated college at ISU now Im about to graduate again here in Florence italia!!! with a certificate in restoration baby! woooo now to become a famous restorer. love to cook, work on cars esp my truck, travel, art, tattoos, drinking, riding, shopping, going to the shooting range, and going to the gym everyday! Love love love the outdoors and hiking... pretty much anything enjoyable! life rocks my socks off! i have my dorky side... im a serious collector of my little ponies haha! my friends and family mean the most to me =)

want to know anything else? www.myspace.com/icecrystal1986

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katielouise86's favorite FMLs

Today, I was driving on the motorway when a cop car made me stop. It was a routine check and when they said "Have you been drinking?" of course I said no. To that, my 6 year old sitting in the back screamed "Yes she did! She's lying I saw her drink!" I had drunk a milkshake. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (92878) - you deserved it (5729)

On 06/04/2009 at 8:17am - kids - by Kimmiko (woman) - Germany (Niedersachsen)

Today, I was sitting at my college campus, there were good looking girls all around me and I was trying to catch their eye and smile, letting them know I'm available. A butterfly flew by me and I screamed. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15954) - you deserved it (56114)

On 05/20/2009 at 8:11pm - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)



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