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About katielouise86 : graduated college at ISU now Im about to graduate again here in Florence italia!!! with a certificate in restoration baby! woooo now to become a famous restorer. love to cook, work on cars esp my truck, travel, art, tattoos, drinking, riding, shopping, going to the shooting range, and going to the gym everyday! Love love love the outdoors and hiking... pretty much anything enjoyable! life rocks my socks off! i have my dorky side... im a serious collector of my little ponies haha! my friends and family mean the most to me =)
want to know anything else? www.myspace.com/icecrystal1986
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Today, I was driving on the motorway when a cop car made me stop. It was a routine check and when they said "Have you been drinking?" of course I said no. To that, my 6 year old sitting in the back screamed "Yes she did! She's lying I saw her drink!" I had drunk a milkshake. FML
Today, I was sitting at my college campus, there were good looking girls all around me and I was trying to catch their eye and smile, letting them know I'm available. A butterfly flew by me and I screamed. FML
Friday 22 May 2015