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by whatajerk / 01/02/2015 at 10:11pm / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
by Veronica / 11/21/2014 at 3:07pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 11/11/2014 at 1:56pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 11/10/2014 at 9:28am / Germany (Berlin) / Love
Today, I sat my son down for a talk about how he's been too lazy to brush his teeth lately. I said "Son, we need to have a chat about oral hygiene." He rolled his eyes, sighed, and said he already knew to clean "it" before a girl went down on him, and asked if he could go already. FML
by Anonymous / 11/09/2014 at 3:37am / Australia (Queensland) / Love
by cjhgvb / 11/05/2014 at 7:48pm / Canada (Nova Scotia) / Health
Today, an elderly lady sat next to me on a bench, and started telling me out of the blue about how bad it is to have saggy boobs. I was uncomfortable enough at the unwanted info, without her then looking at my chest and adding, "But I expect you already know that, dear." FML
by madamefuxalittle / 07/08/2014 at 4:52pm / United States (Connecticut) / Miscellaneous
Today, my towel was stolen at the swimming pool. I quickly found the culprit, and to avoid a conflict, I just swiped it back when he wasn't looking. I felt pretty good about everything, until I got back home and realized it wasn't actually my towel after all. FML
by Anonymous / 06/30/2014 at 12:19pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 06/27/2014 at 6:57am / United Kingdom / Work
Today, as a recruiter, I had an interview with a promising candidate for an open position at my company. The interview was going well until the candidate interrupted me halfway through to take a selfie. FML
by Sam / 06/25/2014 at 1:10am / United States (California) / Work
by Anonymous / 06/23/2014 at 3:52pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by AGB10 / 06/23/2014 at 2:11pm / United Kingdom (Kent) / Work
Today, I stubbed the same toe three times in fifteen minutes. How? My sister moved most of the furniture in the house to the left by a few inches, because she thought it would be funny to watch me get confused and suffer. FML
by Anonymous / 06/21/2014 at 3:57pm / Australia / Health
- 1Today, I took a test. I got up to turn it in, and accidentally bumped into another student. We both… 2Today, I tried to fire the worst worker I've ever had over the phone because he never shows up for… 3Today my mom, bored lover of games and mysteries, bragged about outsmarting scammers by burning all…