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by whatajerk / 01/02/2015 at 10:11pm / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
by Veronica / 11/21/2014 at 3:07pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 11/11/2014 at 1:56pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 11/10/2014 at 9:28am / Germany (Berlin) / Love
Today, I sat my son down for a talk about how he's been too lazy to brush his teeth lately. I said "Son, we need to have a chat about oral hygiene." He rolled his eyes, sighed, and said he already knew to clean "it" before a girl went down on him, and asked if he could go already. FML
by Anonymous / 11/09/2014 at 3:37am / Australia (Queensland) / Love
by cjhgvb / 11/05/2014 at 7:48pm / Canada (Nova Scotia) / Health
Today, an elderly lady sat next to me on a bench, and started telling me out of the blue about how bad it is to have saggy boobs. I was uncomfortable enough at the unwanted info, without her then looking at my chest and adding, "But I expect you already know that, dear." FML
by madamefuxalittle / 07/08/2014 at 4:52pm / United States (Connecticut) / Miscellaneous
Today, my towel was stolen at the swimming pool. I quickly found the culprit, and to avoid a conflict, I just swiped it back when he wasn't looking. I felt pretty good about everything, until I got back home and realized it wasn't actually my towel after all. FML
by Anonymous / 06/30/2014 at 12:19pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 06/27/2014 at 6:57am / United Kingdom / Work
Today, as a recruiter, I had an interview with a promising candidate for an open position at my company. The interview was going well until the candidate interrupted me halfway through to take a selfie. FML
by Sam / 06/25/2014 at 1:10am / United States (California) / Work
by Anonymous / 06/23/2014 at 3:52pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by AGB10 / 06/23/2014 at 2:11pm / United Kingdom (Kent) / Work
Today, I stubbed the same toe three times in fifteen minutes. How? My sister moved most of the furniture in the house to the left by a few inches, because she thought it would be funny to watch me get confused and suffer. FML
by Anonymous / 06/21/2014 at 3:57pm / Australia / Health
- Today, I met the man of my dreams. Hot, funny, smart, sensitive, he guesses at what I need before I… Today, I watched pride and prejudice for the first time. I wanted to sit down and enjoy the movie… Today, my live in boyfriend has been giving me the silent treatment for the last three days because…
- Today, I’m on vacation in Japan. Hungry, I went to a restaurant. Looking at photos of the food, I… Today, on the road in China, I committed a small offense. A cop saw me, stopped me and told me that… Today, my boyfriend whispered to me, “I’m so tired of these fucking mosquitos.” When I asked why he…