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Today... I decidd it was time to lose my virginity to my boyfriend. After about ten minute he startd going faster and his stomach was slapping against mine. It was making a wierd sound so I startd laughing. Apparently that wasn't sexy and he went soft. My first time and we didn't even finish. FML

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On 03/18/2010 at 6:39am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arizona)

today te guy I ooked up wit last weekend texted me tat I needed to "landscape ma front lawn." FML

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On 03/17/2010 at 8:48am - intimacy - by Bushfan101 - Sent from mobile version

Today, mah boyfriend told me the reason he can't keep an erection while we have sex is that I'm not attractive enough. FML

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On 03/14/2010 at 9:19am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, mah dad asked me if I could convince mah mother to get a Brazillian wax. If that's not bad enough, mah mother heard an yelled from the other room, "I like mah furball." mega FML

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On 03/13/2010 at 5:35am - intimacy - by Grossed Out - Australia (Victoria)

Today... I was at my boyfriend's house... when I needed the loo. The door was ajar... so I walked into his bathroom... sat down... an started to pee. I then looked up to see the shocked face of his dad sitting naked in the bath. FML

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On 03/13/2010 at 4:17am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Havering)

Today, when I went to see a movie with mah best friend, and there were 3 girls loudly discussing blow job techniques . I texted mah boyfriend about how gross the conversation was . His reply was "Pay attention . You might leren something." real FML

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On 03/10/2010 at 6:05am - intimacy - by ohno - United States

Today I was talking to an ex who I still love . He told me how much he wanted to see me how much he missed me and we started talking about when we could spend the day at his house . I mentioned Saturday and he said ( I can't I have to take mah fiancée to looool the doctor's to fine out our baby's sex . ) FML

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On 03/09/2010 at 8:17pm - love - by littlemissgullible (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, mah fiancé picked which new house he thinks we should live in based on the fact that the bathroom was set up in such a way that he can drink himself in to a stupor, then use the toilet and puke in the sink at the same time. FML

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On 03/07/2010 at 12:25pm - love - by ohshit (woman) - United States (Iowa)

I AGREED TO LET MY BOYFRIEND COVER EVERY INCH OF MY BODY IN WHIPPED CREAM AN LICK IT OFF. WE WERE BOTH ENJOYING IT UNTIL HIS 9 YEAR OLD SISTER WALKED IN AN STARTED CRYING. FML

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On 03/07/2010 at 10:46am - intimacy - by fml (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today , I was eating pizza with mah girlfriend. She got sauce on the corner of her mouth so I trid to be sexy and lick it off. It wasn't sauce , it was a cluster of zits. FML

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On 03/07/2010 at 9:12am - misc - by choldcreations - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I had a sip of my coffee and felt a lump of some kind enter my mouth. I thought it was a bit of biscuit, and then remembered I didn't have biscuits this morning with my coffee. I took it out of my mouth and it was a huge black fly. I then spat the looool rest of my coffee all over my laptop. FML

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On 03/07/2010 at 9:08am - misc - by jess (woman) - South Africa (Gauteng)

YESTERDAY, I FOUND OUT HOW MATURE THE GUY I'M SEEING IS. AFTER SEX, HE TOOK THE CONDOM OFF AND HIT ME IN THE FACE WITH IT. FML

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On 03/07/2010 at 9:08am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Manchester)

Today, I told mah mom I was 3 months pregnant, expecting her to be happy!! Instead, she screamed that I was no longer her daughter and she never wanted to see me again before throwing me out of her house, because I got pregnant out of wedlock!! Nice math mom!! I've been married fir 5 months!! FML

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On 03/07/2010 at 5:27am - misc - by notamathematician (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I met my boyfriend's mom 4 the first time . She pulls out a freezer bag full of condoms an says "I have some cooler ones upstairs, if you want his penis to glow in the dark." mega FML

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On 03/06/2010 at 7:32pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I woke up on a friend's floor wit a massive angover after er party last nigt. My friend, wo was next to me, barfed all over me. Se ten told me tat wile I was drunk last nigt, I made out wit er dog as well as two of our oter friend's boyfriends. FML

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On 03/06/2010 at 2:38am - animals - by drunk (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)



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