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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 19 October 1983 (32 years)
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Today, I exchanged numbers with this guy in the McDonald's drive-thru. When he asked why I gave him my number I told him I thought he had a nice smile. When I asked him the same question, he responded with "I just thought you had a nice rack". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14533) - you deserved it (46502)

On 07/03/2009 at 12:23pm - love - by dreamer2639 (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I went to the gym to lift weights because my arm muscles are pathetic. In order to use a machine, I needed to pull out a knob to adjust the seat setting. After an embarassing struggle, a worker came over and helped me. Turns out I'm not even strong enough to adjust the seat settings. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38572) - you deserved it (7391)

On 07/02/2009 at 11:06pm - misc - by Heethersays (woman) - United States (New York)



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