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katie_xoxo3

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 581
  • Number of comments : 39
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About katie_xoxo3 : Uhh I'm an 19 year old girl and I love cats and sleeping
..ok yeah :)

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Visits<b>miragimo</b> - the 04/22/2015 at 10:59pm<b>Wizardo</b> - the 04/22/2015 at 1:31pm<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 04/21/2015 at 6:27pm<b>Ghosty546</b> - the 04/21/2015 at 2:49pm<b>scott421</b> - the 04/21/2015 at 8:17am<b>Arni792</b> - the 04/21/2015 at 4:26am<b>annarcheer</b> - the 04/19/2015 at 9:44pm<b>BigxXxDeal</b> - the 04/19/2015 at 7:35pm<b>Wrex</b> - the 04/19/2015 at 6:32pm<b>iHiccupBS</b> - the 04/19/2015 at 12:47pm<b>Sebastian2022</b> - the 04/19/2015 at 12:40pm<b>adambomb8181</b> - the 04/19/2015 at 11:01am<b>copperchinchilla</b> - the 04/19/2015 at 10:30am<b>hallieee</b> - the 04/19/2015 at 1:07am<b>nwdt3621</b> - the 04/18/2015 at 10:19pm<b>IamHercules</b> - the 04/18/2015 at 9:36pm<b>LeBandit</b> - the 04/18/2015 at 9:27pm<b>10nachoman10</b> - the 04/18/2015 at 4:47pm

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You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

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You've liked someone. How cute!

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In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!

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katie_xoxo3's favorite FMLs

Today, I used the restroom at a mall. I thought I was alone, so I started singing. When I got out of the stall, there were men staring at me. Not only did I embarrass myself with my own singing, I'd accidentally used the men's restroom too. FML

#21024837
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43923) - you deserved it (21907)

On 01/11/2014 at 7:26pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I walked in on my daughter lighting candles around one of her friends, who'd fallen asleep while her other friends chanted something in a different language. They still won't tell me what they were doing. FML

#21001182
227 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50224) - you deserved it (4997)

On 12/22/2013 at 10:36am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, during our championship field hockey game, my mouthguard fell into a mass of geese poop. The referee made me put it back in my mouth. FML

#5451406
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48746) - you deserved it (4244)

On 09/24/2009 at 6:10pm - work - by ewewew (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was working as a manager of the local movie theater. This six year old came in with no parents or anyone else. When I asked him where his parents were he looked at me and said, "Shut up white boy, I don't have to listen to your shit." I just got told by a six year old. FML

#958764
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61113) - you deserved it (6912)

On 04/13/2009 at 8:44pm - work - by brad3720 (man) - United States (Illinois)



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