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  • Birth Date : Thursday 7 February 1991 (24 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 292
  • Number of comments : 10
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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katie_gurley's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. My mum walked in and told him to pull out and show her that he was wearing a condom, and not just saying he was. FML

#18200253
259 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57043) - you deserved it (8449)

On 11/09/2011 at 7:55am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, we were going to Disney World all the way from North Carolina. After 12 hours of driving, my kids started fighting and complaining. My husband finally said, "If I hear you guys one more time we're turning around and going back home." They annoyed him once again, and we actually went home. FML

#15381959
363 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49920) - you deserved it (8035)

On 03/19/2011 at 12:00pm - kids - by jaimie - United States (Florida)

Today, my mom caught me talking to my penis. FML

#15333405
380 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20381) - you deserved it (91321)

On 03/16/2011 at 3:31am - intimacy - by eric - United States

Today, my girlfriend told me she was bored. During sex. FML

#15001390
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32846) - you deserved it (20981)

On 02/16/2011 at 10:47am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, I found out that my boyfriend cheated on me with my best friend. I texted her and I would never talk to her again. But I accidentally sent it to my other best friend, who responded, "I'm so sorry, I never meant for you to find out". My two best friends cheated with my boyfriend. FML

#14943630
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55405) - you deserved it (4265)

On 02/12/2011 at 12:19am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my toddler stood up in a shopping cart and fell, giving himself a black eye. Later, while at a restaurant, he tried to stand up in his high-chair. I quickly blurted out, "Sit down! Do you want another one of those?" while pointing at his eye. The waiter wouldn’t stop glaring at me. FML

#14209243
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40618) - you deserved it (9591)

On 12/15/2010 at 12:42am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Nevada)

Today, I just found out that my ex girlfriend is gonna be my step mother. FML

#13850566
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (75525) - you deserved it (4242)

On 11/15/2010 at 6:33am - misc - by xkal174 - United States (New York)

Today, I finally got my first kiss. I was so excited, I pissed myself. FML

#11324047
273 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40234) - you deserved it (27174)

On 06/20/2010 at 1:12am - love - by PissyPants (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend was giving me a hand job, which was great, until she started saying "milk the penis... miiiiilk the penis." FML

#10667407
310 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46740) - you deserved it (13773)

On 05/21/2010 at 11:46am - intimacy - by mperrotta913 (man) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, he started pretending he was a dog. This included barking, licking my face, and scratching his ears. FML

#10649271
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36018) - you deserved it (6153)

On 05/20/2010 at 2:32pm - intimacy - by kjdhfakjs (woman) - United States (California)

Today, fifteen minutes after dinner was served, my blind date says "It's good that you're smart. Not to be rude, but most girls aren't. I mean, at some point, I'm going to pull my dick out of your mouth and then it's good if you have something interesting to say." Check please. FML

#9643258
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43091) - you deserved it (7782)

On 04/05/2010 at 1:14am - intimacy - by Hate2Date (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I waked in on my boyfriend and his best friend playing "Dick Wars" while wearing glow in the dark condoms. FML

#9416886
395 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49135) - you deserved it (9625)

On 03/27/2010 at 4:26am - intimacy - by pumpkinlover89 - United States (California)

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend when my dad pulled up to pick me up from his house. My dad beeped his horn and my boyfriend opened his bedroom curtain, knocked on the window, and waved. While he was still inside of me. FML

#7232950
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20861) - you deserved it (5430)

On 01/09/2010 at 8:25am - intimacy - by ohdeargodthatswrong (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, my girlfriend and I were watching TV. She starts to undo my belt buckle, unzips my fly and then takes my pants off. Right as I'm starting to get really excited, she says to me, "Just joking." FML

#946704
294 comments

I agree, your life sucks (154612) - you deserved it (22758)

On 04/13/2009 at 9:44am - intimacy - by Hikara (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I asked my girl friend of a year and a half to give me a blow job. She replied okay and bent down and blew on my penis. Then she looked up at me and said was that good. She was serious. FML

#909616
300 comments

I agree, your life sucks (67731) - you deserved it (19970)

On 04/11/2009 at 12:12am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Utah)



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