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by Anonymous / 11/09/2011 at 7:55am / Australia (New South Wales) / Intimacy
Today, we were going to Disney World all the way from North Carolina. After 12 hours of driving, my kids started fighting and complaining. My husband finally said, "If I hear you guys one more time we're turning around and going back home." They annoyed him once again, and we actually went home. FML
by jaimie / 03/19/2011 at 12:00pm / United States (Florida) / Kids
by eric / 03/16/2011 at 3:31am / United States / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 02/16/2011 at 10:47am / United Kingdom / Intimacy
Today, I found out that my boyfriend cheated on me with my best friend. I texted her and I would never talk to her again. But I accidentally sent it to my other best friend, who responded, "I'm so sorry, I never meant for you to find out". My two best friends cheated with my boyfriend. FML
by Anonymous / 02/12/2011 at 12:19am / United States (Texas) / Love
Today, my toddler stood up in a shopping cart and fell, giving himself a black eye. Later, while at a restaurant, he tried to stand up in his high-chair. I quickly blurted out, "Sit down! Do you want another one of those?" while pointing at his eye. The waiter wouldn’t stop glaring at me. FML
by Anonymous / 12/15/2010 at 12:42am / United States (Nevada) / Kids
by xkal174 / 11/15/2010 at 6:33am / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
by PissyPants / 06/20/2010 at 1:12am / United States (California) / Love
by mperrotta913 / 05/21/2010 at 11:46am / United States (South Carolina) / Intimacy
by kjdhfakjs / 05/20/2010 at 2:32pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
Today, fifteen minutes after dinner was served, my blind date says "It's good that you're smart. Not to be rude, but most girls aren't. I mean, at some point, I'm going to pull my dick out of your mouth and then it's good if you have something interesting to say." Check please. FML
by Hate2Date / 04/05/2010 at 1:14am / United States (Oklahoma) / Intimacy
by pumpkinlover89 / 03/27/2010 at 4:26am / United States (California) / Intimacy
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend when my dad pulled up to pick me up from his house. My dad beeped his horn and my boyfriend opened his bedroom curtain, knocked on the window, and waved. While he was still inside of me. FML
by ohdeargodthatswrong / 01/09/2010 at 8:25am / United Kingdom (London) / Intimacy
Today, my girlfriend and I were watching TV. She starts to undo my belt buckle, unzips my fly and then takes my pants off. Right as I'm starting to get really excited, she says to me, "Just joking." FML
by Hikara / 04/13/2009 at 9:44am / Australia (Victoria) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 04/11/2009 at 12:12am / United States (Utah) / Intimacy
- 1Today, my parents let me babysit my baby sister for the first time. About an hour after they left,… 2Today, I saw an elderly lady fall over in the street. Nobody bothered to do anything, so I went… 3Today, I was fired for being late to work, even though the only reason I was late was because I had…
- Today, I woke up naked next to my gay roommate after a night of drinking. Neither he nor I remember… Today, my boyfriend proposed to me in a really really romantic way. After we called our parents to… Today, I had to make a deal with my 22 year old fiancé. What was the deal? If he put deodorant on,…