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katie_bby
  • Town/Country : Fraziers Bottom, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 13 October 1993 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 13307
  • Number of comments : 36
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About katie_bby : hii, i'm katie :D i'm almost 16, and i have a myspacee!
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Today, the girl I like came over to my house to watch a movie. We had seen pretty much every movie that I suggested, so we ended up watching The Lion King. I forgot how sad that movie is, because once Mufasa died I started bawling my eyes out. FML

#2456065
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I agree, your life sucks (36128) - you deserved it (22245)

On 05/31/2009 at 2:46am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I had a dentist appointment. While waiting, I pulled out my Cosmo magazine to entertain myself. The woman sitting across from me points and tells me I'm reading "Satan's Manual." I told her I don't believe in Satan. She said, "You'll know he's real when you become his bitch!" FML

#2442070
121 comments

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On 05/30/2009 at 7:22pm - misc - by satanlovesme (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my wife and I watched a documentary film about a kid living with severe asthma. In one scene, the kid has a severe asthma attack, and is rushed to hospital. My wife started laughing hysterically at this and after apologising, goes "it's just he sounded exactly like you in bed." FML

#2302795
109 comments

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On 05/26/2009 at 4:24am - intimacy - by Weezylover (man) - United Kingdom (Manchester)

Today, I was sitting at my college campus, there were good looking girls all around me and I was trying to catch their eye and smile, letting them know I'm available. A butterfly flew by me and I screamed. FML

#2123826
183 comments

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On 05/20/2009 at 8:11pm - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I was walking out of my front door in the town where I intern. I live alone and know no one. As I'm locking the door, I see a golf ball wedged between my mat and step. I notice that there's writing on it so I pick it up to read, "You look hot when you sleep." FML

#2059220
207 comments

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On 05/18/2009 at 8:04pm - misc - by emoney (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my boyfriend and I went to a Taylor Swift concert. At the concert they put up a sign that said "Scream if you love country boys." My boyfriend took one look at it and started screaming. FML

#1971558
215 comments

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On 05/16/2009 at 3:52am - love - by TayTay (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, my friends and I were celebrating Spring Break by going out to a club. I saw a very, very cute girl sipping a drink at the bar all by herself. Trying to be a stud I walked over and said "What are you doing Friday night?" Her response: "Not you." FML

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168 comments

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On 04/23/2009 at 12:20am - intimacy - by rejected (man) - United States (Nevada)

Today, I was on top of my boyfriend having sex and I was looking away doing my thing. When I looked back, my boyfriend had headphones on and was playing air drums. FML

Today, I drove past a firehouse that had volunteer firemen taking collections. I take out a $20 and start to roll the window down when I remember my window was broken. I ended up driving by, holding the $20 against the window, staring at the fireman. Now the fireman thinks I was taunting him. FML

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129 comments

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On 04/18/2009 at 1:09am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, my refrigerator defrosted itself. FML

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