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katie_6098
  • Town/Country : Potsdam, United States
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Sunday 11 September 1988 (25 years)
  • Number of visits : 2037
  • Number of comments : 10
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About katie_6098 : Name: Katie
Age: 20
Hair: Brown
Eyes: Blue
Height: 5'3"
Weight: 145
Occupation: Student

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Today, I bought a coral colored hooded sweatshirt, which my girlfriend told me was "hot". I wore it to a baseball game tonight. When it got cold I put the hood over my head, only to hear everyone behind me laugh. The back of the hood said "Boy crazy". It was a teen girls sweatshirt. FML

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120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16973) - you deserved it (63006)

On 04/14/2009 at 1:10am - misc - by khood (man) - United States

Today, I opened my birthday present from my grandfather. It was a map of the USA color coded by regional percentage of available men. FML

#238786
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51527) - you deserved it (3632)

On 03/07/2009 at 11:28pm - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my cat was in the bathroom when I was undressing to get into the shower. I realized that he was the only male to have seen me naked in the past two months. Then he started scratching the door for me to let him out. FML

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63 comments

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On 03/01/2009 at 3:36pm - animals - by catlady (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I spent four hours practicing funny voices. I have literally nothing better to do all day. FML

#1292
27 comments

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On 01/15/2009 at 6:26pm - misc - by Mystery LeRale - United States (Maryland)

Today, I woke up and switched on the TV. The first thing I saw was a picture of a wanted rapist, who looks just like me. I'm afraid to leave home. FML

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On 10/13/2008 at 4:20am - misc - by mehdi -



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