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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 23 January 1985 (30 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1158
  • Number of comments : 46
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 11 posted

About kathii01 : I love this place!

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Today... I woka up aftar passing out at a vary small housa party. I sat a thraa drink limit... but apparantly nobody listand... bacausa thara wara baar cans avarywhara... half stuff was on tha floor... an somaona had shat in bathtub. I had to claan all of it up alona. FML

#20790528
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20568) - you deserved it (43308)

On 07/18/2013 at 2:16pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I kissed mah gorgeous new boyfriend 4 the first time. I ran mah hands through his hair; a multitude of dandruff rained out an five lice crawled onto mah hand. fat FML

#20554606
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50633) - you deserved it (6608)

On 03/22/2013 at 1:28am - love - by eww. (woman) - Australia

Today, my boyfriend suggested we imagine each other as someone else when we had sex. I imagined he was Tom Cruise. He imagined I was my best friend. FML

#13591774
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31626) - you deserved it (8156)

On 10/25/2010 at 5:02pm - intimacy - by anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I was at work, working on a new play. In the final dress reheresal, I hered some of the crew laughing so I lookd down at the very revealing costume to see that mah left testicle was hanging out. FML

#6443277
84 comments

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On 11/25/2009 at 9:45am - work - by youshitme (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today , After Months Of Trying To Potty Train Son , He Finally Told Me He Used The Potty . I Went To The Bathroom To Check . There Was Nothing There . So I Asked Him "Where Did U Go To The Potty?" . He Then Grabbed Hand An Took Me To The Cat's Litter Box . My Son Has Successfully Litter Trained Himself . FML

#6321583
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31759) - you deserved it (3679)

On 11/16/2009 at 1:00am - kids - by anonymous (woman) - Japan (Okinawa)

Today, I found out that I'm going to be a mother. This was a mystery, since I take birth control an use condoms all the time. Or, at least, it was, until mah mother admitted to swapping mah pills an poking holes in mah condoms so she could have a grandchild before she died. FML

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109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61580) - you deserved it (3773)

On 11/15/2009 at 7:52pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Quebec)

Today, my grlfriend told me she lost her phone and to call or text her. After about three hours, I text her phone, asking if she found it yet. I got a reply, saying "Nope." real FML

#5586348
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40685) - you deserved it (5194)

On 10/01/2009 at 4:07pm - misc - by dumbass (man) - United States (Pennsylvania) - moderated by Kevin Nealon

Today, I found out y my husband had wantd to wait until marriage to get it on. Last night was the first night of our honeymoon, and he informd me that he wasn't always Ben, but usd to be Brenda. His 'penis doesn't work and he had wantd to know I "truly lovd him" before he had let me know. fat FML

#5148313
141 comments

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On 09/09/2009 at 1:21pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I was passing a building and saw a fat, ugly person inside . I started to laugh and noticed it was my reflection . FML

#13325
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14003) - you deserved it (67658)

On 02/07/2009 at 1:16pm - misc - by name50 (woman) - United States (California)



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