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Today... I woka up aftar passing out at a vary small housa party. I sat a thraa drink limit... but apparantly nobody listand... bacausa thara wara baar cans avarywhara... half stuff was on tha floor... an somaona had shat in bathtub. I had to claan all of it up alona. FML
Today, I was at work, working on a new play. In the final dress reheresal, I hered some of the crew laughing so I lookd down at the very revealing costume to see that mah left testicle was hanging out. FML
Today , After Months Of Trying To Potty Train Son , He Finally Told Me He Used The Potty . I Went To The Bathroom To Check . There Was Nothing There . So I Asked Him "Where Did U Go To The Potty?" . He Then Grabbed Hand An Took Me To The Cat's Litter Box . My Son Has Successfully Litter Trained Himself . FML
Today, I found out that I'm going to be a mother. This was a mystery, since I take birth control an use condoms all the time. Or, at least, it was, until mah mother admitted to swapping mah pills an poking holes in mah condoms so she could have a grandchild before she died. FML
Today, I found out y my husband had wantd to wait until marriage to get it on. Last night was the first night of our honeymoon, and he informd me that he wasn't always Ben, but usd to be Brenda. His 'penis doesn't work and he had wantd to know I "truly lovd him" before he had let me know. fat FML
Friday 27 March 2015