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by Anonymous / 04/15/2015 at 6:52pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
by mommylife / 04/15/2015 at 12:17am / United States (Illinois) / Kids
by transcendingnerd / 04/13/2015 at 6:46am / Philippines (Manila) / Kids
Today, I went on a date with a cute guy I met at a bookstore. He stood up and said he was leaving when I said that I didn't like 50 Shades of Grey, because he, "doesn't want to be near a bitch who doesn't know her place". He then told me to give him a ride home. FML
by whymanwhy / 04/13/2015 at 6:43am / Czech Republic / Love
by Anonymous / 04/12/2015 at 2:29pm / United States (Vermont) / Money
by Anonymous / 04/12/2015 at 11:42am / Belgium / Health
Today, I was working in the garden, when some fire ants ran up my shorts and bit me on an intimate part of my anatomy. My 4 year old nephew will not stop telling people about my rapid strip tease. FML
by Exodiafinder687 / 04/12/2015 at 5:06am / United States (Florida) / Kids
by PrettySureItsReal / 04/09/2015 at 3:38pm / United States (Missouri) / Work
by Darbstar101 / 04/08/2015 at 9:00am / Australia (Queensland) / Animals
by stitchesgirl12 / 04/07/2015 at 12:03pm / Canada (Ontario) / Health
Today, I was outside with my two new kittens. A woman came rushing over, saying how glad she was that they were outside. She then started complaining that she had only been able to see them through the windows previously. I have no idea who she is or where she lives. FML
by cat.imakittycat. / 04/07/2015 at 3:14am / New Zealand (Taranaki) / Animals
Today, my mom called 5 times and I didn't pick up due to being in class at college. I was later called to the front desk, where my mom was crying. She said she was worried about me because I didn't say "I love you" to her after she dropped me off at college. FML
by gooddaydude / 04/04/2015 at 3:32pm / United States (Nebraska) / Miscellaneous
Today, I visited my girlfriend's apartment for the first time. I guess she forgot to do some spring cleaning before I showed up, because I saw my laptop on her couch. The same laptop that was stolen from my house along with several other valuables last week. FML
by Anonymous / 04/04/2015 at 12:04am / United States (Maryland) / Love
by no, YOU raised him / 04/03/2015 at 5:15pm / United States (New Hampshire) / Kids
Today, a really drunk couple staggered into the store I work at. One of them yelled at me, "Hey you! Kid! Tell us where the booze is at!" This would have been funny if these people weren't my parents. FML
by DrunkParents / 03/31/2015 at 7:32pm / United States (Montana) / Work
- 1Today, my boyfriend said I didn't give him enough attention because of my busy work life. So… he… 2Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's… 3Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his…
- Today, I went to the doctor's office, they did their regular check up, and found "odd red marks" on… Today, a nurse asked my relationship status. I answered, "Married". She then asked if there was any… Today, I asked my boyfriend while he was eating potato chips if he wanted to eat me. He looked at…