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by Anonymous / 04/25/2015 at 1:32pm / United States / Intimacy
Today, the pills my doctor prescribed for my extremely painful period cramps apparently have a side effect; excruciatingly painful cramps. I feel like I'm being repeatedly stabbed in the ovaries with a rusty fork. FML
by Anonymous / 04/24/2015 at 11:18am / United States / Health
by Anonymous / 04/23/2015 at 1:04pm / United States (New Jersey) / Intimacy
by bleue / 04/23/2015 at 8:27am / France (Midi-Pyrenees) / Kids
by Anonymous / 04/22/2015 at 10:14am / United States (Georgia) / Intimacy
Today, my mother-in-law asked me when my fiancé and I were going to start having children. When I told her we weren't planning on having any, she went on a tirade about how selfish and cold I am for denying her precious grandchildren. Now she hates me. FML
by ChildFree / 04/20/2015 at 7:55pm / Saudi Arabia (Ar Riyad) / Kids
Today, while spring cleaning, my cat came into the kitchen with a live mouse in her mouth. She looked me dead in the eyes and dropped the mouse, which then ran into my bedroom. It's been 4 hours and I still can't find it. Where's the cat? Chilling like nothing happened. FML
by craZycatLady / 04/20/2015 at 2:06pm / United States (Kansas) / Animals
Today, I received several pairs of panties in the mail that I'd ordered online. When I opened the box, I was shocked because every pair was basically huge granny-panties. I was sure none would fit properly, but I tried them on to be sure. They fit perfectly. FML
by fatass / 04/20/2015 at 1:01pm / United States (Nebraska) / Love
Today, I found out my best friend's girlfriend is cheating on him with his own brother. I went over to his place and told him everything while his girlfriend was in the same room. He called me a jealous liar who wanted to break them up, and kicked me out while she looked on, smirking. FML
by Anunimos / 04/19/2015 at 9:08am / Romania (Bucuresti) / Miscellaneous
Today, I had to have a cervical biopsy. The doctor said I would feel slight cramping as she scraped cells from inside the cervix. I guess by "slight cramping" she meant I would shit, throw up, and then pass out. FML
by khaoslife / 04/17/2015 at 11:15pm / United States (Kentucky) / Health
by rachlette / 04/17/2015 at 5:47pm / United States (Washington) / Health
by Mitchellbassists / 04/17/2015 at 11:27am / United States (Ohio) / Health
by Camera / 04/17/2015 at 12:56am / United States (California) / Health
by klutz44 / 04/16/2015 at 2:36pm / United States (Illinois) / Kids
by Anonymous / 04/15/2015 at 10:41pm / Australia / Animals
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- Today, I found out the guy I've been dating for 5 months is engaged to his girlfriend of 3 years. I… Today, after having sex with my boyfriend, he played with and named my boobs. Complete with a full… Today, I decided to go down on my girlfriend. In the midst of her orgasm, she grabbed my head with…