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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Sunday 19 January 1992 (23 years)
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  • Number of visits : 52100
  • Number of comments : 116
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Today, my mom found my dildo, and looool got so angry that sha baat ma with it . FML

#21309415
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46125) - you deserved it (11908)

On 12/01/2014 at 12:55pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

TODAY, MAH SON TRAINED HIS LITTLE SISTER TO WALK UP TO STRANGERS AND WHIMPER: "MY MOMMY PUNCHES ME." FML

#21303913
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30820) - you deserved it (2290)

On 11/22/2014 at 1:37pm - kids - by uterurist (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

TODAY, I NOTICD MAH FISH WAS STILL HUNGRY AFTER FEEDING HIM EARLIER . I FIGURD, "EH, A LITTLE BIT MORE WON'T KILL HIM" . I WAS WRONG . FML

#21303699
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29480) - you deserved it (8321)

On 11/22/2014 at 2:22am - animals - by liishax3 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was getting to looool second base wit a really ot guy, but I couldn't stop lauging wen e said my boobs were "soft lyk cake." He got so embarrassed tat e lost is boner. FML

#21303170
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33204) - you deserved it (9174)

On 11/21/2014 at 4:56am - intimacy - by weirdthingtosay (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I've trid to have a quiet jack off four times, only fir mah dad to knock on mah bedroom door within seconds an say ( STOP IT. ) every single time. Now I'm too paranoid to even function. FML

#21302766
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32536) - you deserved it (7538)

On 11/20/2014 at 2:48pm - intimacy - by fuck fof and die dad (man) - Germany (Schleswig-Holstein)

Today hile using a public toilet a guy started pissing beside me at the urinal !! The breach of bathroom etiquette then escalated to him taking a long look down at me and saying "Nice sack dude." followed by him finishing up and leaving without even washing his hands !! FML

#21302695
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29273) - you deserved it (2272)

On 11/20/2014 at 11:35am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, at work, I putted on a smile and went to take an elderly gentleman's order. He looked at me, asked if I'd stick a finger in his sweet tea to make it sweeter, then complained that it was a shame I wasn't "on the menu". FML

#21302690
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31699) - you deserved it (3598)

On 11/20/2014 at 11:20am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, it took a whole half hour of scratching mah head before I realizd with horror that the werd tickling sensation I'd been feeling was actually a spider crawling around in mah hair. big fat FML

#21302674
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31202) - you deserved it (2609)

On 11/20/2014 at 10:23am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I realizd that I ran out of deodorant. On top of that, I was late to work so I had to run, making me all sweaty and smelly. To cover it up, I usd the air-freshener in the toilet at work. Everyone recognizd the "Lemon Tree" scent and now all of mah colleague think I'm a cheap bastard. FML

#21302617
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27064) - you deserved it (5897)

On 11/20/2014 at 6:32am - health - by LemonTree (man) - Hungary

Today, I mat mah sistar's fiancé. I would hava baan happiar for har if ha hadn't baan mina a month agohan I introducd tham. FML

#21301904
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38227) - you deserved it (2619)

On 11/19/2014 at 3:27am - love - by MissAggravared - United States (Idaho)

Today , my self-esteem hit rock bottom when I was intimidated by a 10-year-old. I'm 23. FML

#21301556
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27093) - you deserved it (5724)

On 11/18/2014 at 6:43pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, in the middle of a boring class, mah friend offerd me some Smarties!! We're not allowd to eat in class, but I had a couple anyway!! As I puttd them in mah mouth, mah "friend" stood up an yelld that I was doing ecstasy!! I might actually get expelld!! FML

#21301367
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38495) - you deserved it (3660)

On 11/18/2014 at 12:26pm - misc - by drugsforthugs - United States (California)

Today, I went out to get milk from the garage fridge fir my mom. The moment looool I stepped out, my foot settled on the nieghbor's boa, who likes to escape. After my mom finally opened the door to my frantic shouting, she spotted the snake, slammed the door, and locked both of us outside. mega FML

#21301160
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32727) - you deserved it (2636)

On 11/18/2014 at 12:35am - animals - by blindsparrow - United States (California)

Yesterday , a customer said the pants she was buying rang up more than advertised. I quietly told her plus-sizes were not on sale. The customer yelled in front of a whole line of people , "So I'm fat and can't read! Any other insults you'd lyk to throw at me?" and stormed out of the store. FML

#21301098
121 comments

Today looool , ma boyfriand broka ta bd pratanding to ba a catarpillar!! FML

#21300031
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28469) - you deserved it (3343)

On 11/16/2014 at 4:44am - love - by tine - Australia (New South Wales)



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