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Today, my window broke and will not close. My room is in a wooded area. I've already chased out two squirrels and a bird and it's only been an hour. I'm afraid I'm gonna wake up like Snow White with all sorts of wildlife sleeping with me. FML
by alekoi / 05/13/2015 at 11:15pm / United States (Washington) / Animals
by -_- / 05/13/2015 at 12:00pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, my drunken mother shouted to me at the top of her lungs, "All men are fucking assholes, and your new husband is no different!" during our wedding reception. All he did was ask her how she liked the salmon. FML
by How's the salmon? / 05/10/2015 at 2:00am / United States / Miscellaneous
by McWhopper / 05/08/2015 at 1:40pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous
Today, I spent nearly two hours listening to our cleaning lady talking about her son's infected penis, her fear of dentists, how to catch and kill ducks, her husband's childhood and her supposedly murdered dog. She ended up crying and left without cleaning. FML
by Martine624 / 05/07/2015 at 5:56pm / Netherlands / Miscellaneous
by Random737193 / 05/07/2015 at 3:52pm / United States (New Jersey) / Love
by that one anon / 05/07/2015 at 2:27am / United States (California) / Love
by CASH_NoMOMEY / 05/07/2015 at 1:12am / United States (California) / Work
by Suicidal_Divide / 05/06/2015 at 3:25pm / United States (California) / Kids
by seethroughpee / 05/06/2015 at 1:22am / Canada (Alberta) / Kids
Today, the cops showed up at our door at 11 pm. Apparently, our neighbours thought I was being abused because they heard high-pitched screaming for 45 minutes straight. Little did they know our 6-month-old baby screams when she's happy. Loudly. FML
by Feronia / 05/05/2015 at 5:00pm / Netherlands (Zeeland) / Kids
by Anonymous / 05/03/2015 at 3:42am / United States (Maryland) / Miscellaneous
Today, I desperately needed to let off some steam at work, so I went outside and screamed obscenities at the top of my lungs, before heading back inside. The police then showed up to investigate complaints of a "raving lunatic" in the area. FML
by RavingLunatic / 05/01/2015 at 6:17pm / United States (Arizona) / Work
by Anonymous / 05/01/2015 at 11:25am / Miscellaneous
by henrylikestreats / 04/30/2015 at 2:04pm / United States (Arizona) / Miscellaneous