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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Sunday 19 January 1992 (23 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 52987
  • Number of comments : 116
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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katherinebby17's favorite FMLs

Today, my girlfriend was rushed to the hospital with anal tearing. We've never tried anal before, but it turns out she and my "best friend" sure have. FML

#21342800
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41835) - you deserved it (2519)

On 01/23/2015 at 9:58am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, my in-laws were visiting. My mother-in-law asked my 10-year-old son what he wants to be when he grows up. He said "A pimp!" I have no idea where he even heard the word, but the death glares my in-laws gave me made me want to shrivel up and die. FML

#21342258
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27082) - you deserved it (2643)

On 01/22/2015 at 1:27pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, a homeless guy tried to light my hair on fire with a match at the bus stop. FML

#21342118
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29322) - you deserved it (2219)

On 01/22/2015 at 5:40am - misc - by burningman (man) - Germany (Hessen)

Today, I got a large envelope from a college I applied to earlier. My mom, expecting big news, made my family gather round as I opened it. It ended up being a letter of rejection from not just that school, but all 3 campuses of the state college. FML

#21342027
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30426) - you deserved it (2328)

On 01/22/2015 at 12:22am - misc - by 1415926 - United States

Today, at Walmart, a crazy old woman bitched me out for being pregnant. She kept following me around, calling me a stupid teen slut and saying she hoped my baby died so I could live a "normal life". I'm 26 and just very short. FML

#21341527
192 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39971) - you deserved it (2225)

On 01/21/2015 at 9:34am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I did my first night of open-mic standup. The first 5 minutes went badly, but I don't know if it got any better afterwards, because a drunk audience member climbed up on stage and knocked me out. FML

#21341383
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29392) - you deserved it (3668)

On 01/21/2015 at 12:34am - work - by Anonymous (man) -

Today, I made fun of a friend at a dinner party after he forgot to put his engagement ring on. It turned out his fiancée actually ended the engagement last week, and everyone thinks I was being spiteful just because the girl is my ex. FML

#21340977
22 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27892) - you deserved it (7961)

On 01/20/2015 at 2:16pm - love - by FootInMouth - South Africa

Today, I found out my boyfriend dresses in my underwear and tights, takes suggestive shots of his ass and legs, and uses them to trick people into thinking he's a girl so they buy him stuff in his online games. FML

#21340885
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32814) - you deserved it (3412)

On 01/20/2015 at 10:08am - misc - by mybfthecrossdresser (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I was playing Charades. My boyfriend, who I'd recently had a fight with, had trouble and just said his answer was the name of my celebrity twin. Nobody got it. He said "Really? It's Fat Bastard." Stunned silence followed, broken by a single "HAH." from my 'best friend'. FML

#21340816
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29484) - you deserved it (3394)

On 01/20/2015 at 6:04am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, while trying some new kinky things with my boyfriend, he cried out, "Call me Jesus!" Yeah... I think we're done with that. FML

#21340673
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29312) - you deserved it (3515)

On 01/19/2015 at 11:42pm - intimacy - by BDSM4Jesus - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I lost a sewing needle in the carpet. No worries, my big toe found it. FML

#21340022
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30281) - you deserved it (3661)

On 01/19/2015 at 1:34am - misc - by momac86 - United States

Today, I saw a stick in my car and picked it up to throw it out the window. The "stick" turned out to have eyes. It was a dead lizard. FML

#21339043
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22803) - you deserved it (9434)

On 01/17/2015 at 5:30pm - animals - by bad luck Bianca - United States (Texas)

Today, I gambled on a fart and lost. FML

#21337828
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23591) - you deserved it (15116)

On 01/15/2015 at 8:08pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, we got a new Roomba. I set it to clean and came back an hour later to find shit smears all over the floor. Apparently, one of my cats had done his business in the kitchen, and the Roomba had dragged it around the entire first floor of my house. FML

#21336619
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32712) - you deserved it (5252)

On 01/13/2015 at 8:50pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Delaware)

Today, I was fired for "blatant, inexcusable racism". My boss had asked me which website background I preferred for our company, and I said that white backgrounds are usually best. He thinks that I believe in white supremacy, and that's bad for the company's image. FML

#21334747
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32094) - you deserved it (2359)

On 01/10/2015 at 10:02pm - work - by Jem (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)



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