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by Anonymous / 08/04/2015 at 5:42pm / United States (Michigan) / Love
by BrandonDrapeau / 08/02/2015 at 10:57pm / United States (New Jersey) / Kids
by Wow / 08/01/2015 at 3:06pm / United States (North Carolina) / Animals
by Son of a Bitch / 08/01/2015 at 1:17pm / United States / Holidays
by LexiD19 / 07/31/2015 at 6:56pm / United States (South Carolina) / Work
Today, as if having an old man shit on the floor of the busy restaurant I work at wasn't bad enough, my manager made a video commentating over the camera footage of me discovering said giant pile of shit, and shared it with the entire staff. This is going to haunt me forever. FML
by StargazeKitsune / 07/31/2015 at 1:36am / United States (Montana) / Work
by Liamj774 / 07/29/2015 at 9:42pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Kids
Today, I had horrible diarrhea at work. When I felt the bubbling, I ran to the bathroom. An agonizing bowel movement later, I realized that there was no toilet paper in the stall. Just as I was about to ask a coworker who was in the bathroom for some, the fire alarm went off. FML
by Crap / 07/29/2015 at 8:57pm / United States (Florida) / Health
Today, I was relaxing in bed with an arm kind of behind my head, when I noticed a huge spider resting on my armpit. My sister said my screaming sounded like a "witch being burned to death" for all of 5 seconds before I realized the "spider" was just my armpit hair. FML
by fack / 07/29/2015 at 10:41am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 07/27/2015 at 8:08pm / United States / Intimacy
by rissa5214 / 07/26/2015 at 2:20pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Love
Today, I went on a fabulous date with a really cute, smart, funny guy. He only mentioned his dad, so when I asked about his mom, I asked if they were divorced. She'd died of breast cancer so I felt awful. Then I asked if his dad had ever remarried. His stepmom had died of cancer too. FML
by lextoast / 07/26/2015 at 2:15pm / Rwanda / Love
by suosi / 07/26/2015 at 1:55pm / United States (Indiana) / Love
Today, my grandma and I went shopping. When I picked up some shower gel, she started ranting in front of everyone that shower gel injures one's "lady parts" and causes infertility, and that she wants me to give her great-grandchildren. FML
by for fuck's sake, gran / 07/25/2015 at 1:30am / United States (Georgia) / Miscellaneous
Today, I had to call a coworker to the office via the store intercom. The damn thing didn't turn off properly and everyone heard me say "I hate that asshole. Just be where your dumb ass should be." I realized my mistake a few seconds before my manager stormed in and threatened to fire me. FML
by suspended / 07/24/2015 at 8:59pm / United States (Colorado) / Work
- Today, I’m a French teacher in Ukraine, and in class we were debating gun legislation. In order to… Today, I’m in Thailand and I met a monk. The conversation was so deep and interesting that, without… Today, I’m in Mexico for an internship. I was at a party when a drunk guy harangued me, calling me…