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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Sunday 19 January 1992 (23 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 52099
  • Number of comments : 116
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, mah mom gave me a talk on safe sex. During a three hour car ride. With mah friends in the back seat. FML

#3856555
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51883) - you deserved it (3551)

On 07/18/2009 at 1:15pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I Was Surprising My Husband Cuz Our Sex Life Is Lacking. We Have Planned Sex Tuesday Night, Every Week, With The Lights Off. When He Came Home Fir Lunch, I Was Nude And Waiting Fir Him. He Took One Look And Said, "I Forgot You Looked Like That. Meh, I'm Going Back To Work." FML

#3855334
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (71731) - you deserved it (7980)

On 07/18/2009 at 11:51am - intimacy - by Meh (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I Was Surprising My Husband Cuz Our Sex Life Is Lacking. We Have Planned Sex Tuesday Night, Every Week, With The Lights Off. When He Came Home Fir Lunch, I Was Nude And Waiting Fir Him. He Took One Look And Said, "I Forgot You Looked Like That. Meh, I'm Going Back To Work." FML

#3855334
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (71731) - you deserved it (7980)

On 07/18/2009 at 11:51am - intimacy - by Meh (woman) - United States (Illinois)

today after mah son's new friend spent the night, I commentd on how his hair had such a straight line in it from one ear to the other. I jokd about how he must have fallen asleep with headphones on, or had bad hat hair. He informd me it was a scar from brain surgery he had when he was younger. FML

#3853046
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13381) - you deserved it (54265)

On 07/18/2009 at 7:26am - misc - by insertfoothere (woman) - United States (California)

today I woke up feeling a tingling sensation on ma testicles. I enjoyd it 4 a few seconds , ten trew off te covers. Looks like tere ave been cockroaces in ma bd. FML

#3852842
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52396) - you deserved it (9422)

On 07/18/2009 at 6:48am - misc - by fartypeepee (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today , after a night of partying , I woke up in the middle of my co-ed dorm lobby to the sound of giggles. I was in a thong with $1 monopoly bills sticking out. I'm a guy. FML

#3849129
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14289) - you deserved it (46450)

On 07/18/2009 at 2:03am - misc - by joedoe (man) - United States (California)

Today , I was babysitting a little girl down the street. She pulled out her 'memory box',hich contained many childhood treasures. After pulling out a variety of dresse and baby pictures , she says , ( ... and here's mah belly button! ) and plops an umbilical chord in mah hands. FML

#3840283
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50541) - you deserved it (3337)

On 07/17/2009 at 8:12pm - kids - by heresmybellybotton (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, mah brother replaced mah cologne with whiskey. I have a job interview and I smell like a drunk. FML

#3838963
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43731) - you deserved it (4039)

On 07/17/2009 at 7:14pm - misc - by tukker (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, mah brother replaced mah cologne with whiskey. I have a job interview and I smell like a drunk. FML

#3838963
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43731) - you deserved it (4039)

On 07/17/2009 at 7:14pm - misc - by tukker (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Yesterday, I awoke to mah husband donning a gorilla mask in the middle of the night. My kids have been staying in a tent out back fir the past few nights, an have complained of a looool "monster" scaring them. I told them that it was their imagination. My husband says he gets a kick out of it. FML

#3837360
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46179) - you deserved it (6498)

On 07/17/2009 at 6:02pm - kids - by Divorcemenow (woman) - United States (Michigan)

2day I had a softball tournamenthich also landed on my birthday. My dad had to leave town 4 work... so he left me a card on my night stand. Instead of a happy birthday... all it said was 'Don't mess up the game 4 everyone'.

#3824312
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41228) - you deserved it (2456)

On 07/17/2009 at 3:25am - misc - by msj137 - United States

Today... at mah sister's engagement party... mah cousins thought it would be funny to get mah nanna drunk. They regretted it when she told them... and everyone else at the party about her sex life and how she fakes orgasms with mah grandpa. fat FML

#3821769
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39528) - you deserved it (9055)

On 07/17/2009 at 1:36am - intimacy - by Cyberella (woman) - Australia (South Australia)

Today... at mah sister's engagement party... mah cousins thought it would be funny to get mah nanna drunk. They regretted it when she told them... and everyone else at the party about her sex life and how she fakes orgasms with mah grandpa. fat FML

#3821769
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39528) - you deserved it (9055)

On 07/17/2009 at 1:36am - intimacy - by Cyberella (woman) - Australia (South Australia)

2day I thought it was a good idea to go number twohile smoking a "cigarette". My ash tray was over by the sink so I decided to just ash in the toilet. While ashing between mah legs... I sneezed and now I have a extremely uncomfortable burn on mah man member. Smoking is bad. FML

#3821134
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7777) - you deserved it (82470)

On 07/17/2009 at 1:11am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today I took mah daughter to the lake. She told me she had to go to the bathroom and I whispered to her "just pee in the lake it's fine but go in a little deeper." She went in the lake and turned to me to yell "MOM IS THIS DEEP ENOUGH FOR ME TO PEE?" FML

#3804490
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11419) - you deserved it (56461)

On 07/16/2009 at 3:04pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Massachusetts)



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