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Today, I slept with this new guy for the first time. After sex, he said the doggie style position was fun, it made him wonder what it would be like to rape a girl. FML
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On 02/01/2009 at 5:53am - intimacy - by anonymous - United States (New York)
Today, I slept with this new guy for the first time. After sex, he said the doggie style position was fun, it made him wonder what it would be like to rape a girl. FML
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On 02/01/2009 at 5:53am - intimacy - by anonymous - United States (New York)
Today, I thought I was giving a woman the orgasm of a lifetime until I realized that she was telling me to stop pulling her hair. FML
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On 01/30/2009 at 4:07pm - intimacy - by Hubris - United States (Arkansas)
Today, the girl who I have had a crush on for 2 years snuck up from behind me and gave me a hug. I farted very loud at the same exact time. FML
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On 01/28/2009 at 6:02pm - love - by john - United States (Kansas)
Today, I was on a conference call in my office with the door closed. I let out some loud farts and felt liberated. Forgot my phone was NOT on mute. There were only 3 people on the conference call - including me. FML
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On 01/27/2009 at 9:25am - work - by workerbee - United States (Illinois)
Today, I tried to suck my own penis. Autofellatio. My mother walked in on me and I flipped backwards off the bed. ER and 10 stiches above my eyebrow later, I asked her not to ever bring it up again. FML
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On 01/26/2009 at 4:09pm - intimacy - by Boredom - United States
Today, my girlfriend threw my things out. As I was trying to pack to leave for good, she tossed my wireless router. I leave to call someone to pick me up, she slaps me in my head, grabs keys, balls up her fist and threatens to kill me. I call the cops... and I get put in the cop car immediately. FML
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On 01/26/2009 at 9:46am - love - by Dark Jew - United States (California)
Today, I got caught stealing lollies. I am 25. FML
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On 01/26/2009 at 8:28am - misc - by Timmy - Sent from mobile version
Today, I didn't answer my cell phone. My Mom freaked out when she could not get in touch. She called the police and I did not hear the doorbell because I was sleeping. The police broke my door down. FML
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On 01/26/2009 at 7:12am - misc - by Mudfence - United States (West Virginia)
Today, I made a Craigslist ad looking for hot and horny women that wanted some. I only got one reply, from another guy asking me if this kind of thing actually works. FML
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On 01/24/2009 at 6:52pm - misc - by Farva - United States (Michigan)
Today, I made a Craigslist ad looking for hot and horny women that wanted some. I only got one reply, from another guy asking me if this kind of thing actually works. FML
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On 01/24/2009 at 6:52pm - misc - by Farva - United States (Michigan)
Today, I made a Craigslist ad looking for hot and horny women that wanted some. I only got one reply, from another guy asking me if this kind of thing actually works. FML
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On 01/24/2009 at 6:52pm - misc - by Farva - United States (Michigan)
Today, my boyfriend told me that my feet smell. He was in the next room at the time. FML
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On 01/23/2009 at 7:04am - love - by sadass - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, my 19 year old girlfriend dumped me because she thinks I'm immature. I'm 30. FML
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On 01/22/2009 at 7:06am - love - by Benji - Sent from mobile version
Today, I decided to jack it a few times because I haven't been laid in a while. After round 3 my ex called me up and said she wanted to 'talk.' When she came over she made it abundantly clear that she wanted to make whoopie. Couldn't get it up. FML
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On 01/18/2009 at 11:30am - intimacy - by f__k_it - United States (Oregon)
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