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Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
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You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Today, I wore a cute new striped shirt to work. One of my co-workers said to me "I like your shirt. Most fat people don't look good in horizontals." FML
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On 02/09/2009 at 1:47pm - misc - by alie (woman) - United States (Ohio)
Today, I wore a cute new striped shirt to work. One of my co-workers said to me "I like your shirt. Most fat people don't look good in horizontals." FML
I agree, your life sucks (25084) - you deserved it (3197)
On 02/09/2009 at 1:47pm - misc - by alie (woman) - United States (Ohio)
Today, I texted my boyfriend saying "Hi." His response: "I got your best friend pregnant". FML
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On 02/07/2009 at 10:08pm - misc - by bittersweet - United States (New York)
Today, I was walking down the street with my newly healed implants, when a drag queen approached me and asked who my doctor was, because I was the "most convincing transgender he had ever seen." I'm a woman. FML
I agree, your life sucks (21672) - you deserved it (7589)
On 02/07/2009 at 4:51pm - misc - by woo. - United States (Illinois)
Today, I was walking down the street with my newly healed implants, when a drag queen approached me and asked who my doctor was, because I was the "most convincing transgender he had ever seen." I'm a woman. FML
I agree, your life sucks (21672) - you deserved it (7589)
On 02/07/2009 at 4:51pm - misc - by woo. - United States (Illinois)
Today, my boyfriend handcuffed me to the bed, naked. Someone pulled the fire alarm, and my boyfriend couldn't find the key. So he left me, and the Resident Advisor found me. The fireman had to cut the chain. FML
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On 02/06/2009 at 10:55pm - misc - by hahahehehohohoo (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I went to my boyfriend's work to surprise him. When I got there, I called him on his phone to tell him to turn around. I saw him look at his phone. His co-worker next to him asked who that was. He replied, "Just this fat chick I know". FML
I agree, your life sucks (38668) - you deserved it (2957)
On 02/06/2009 at 5:14pm - misc - by iamnotfat (woman) - United States (Illinois)
Today, I committed to babysitting on Valentine's Day not because I needed the money, but because I just got dumped. FML
I agree, your life sucks (17233) - you deserved it (1720)
On 02/06/2009 at 2:16pm - misc - by alone (woman) - United States (North Carolina)
Today, I walked past a man handing out miniature Bibles on my way to class. He handed me one, commenting "here, you look like you need this." FML
I agree, your life sucks (15698) - you deserved it (3187)
On 02/04/2009 at 8:18pm - misc - by Michigan (woman) - United States (Michigan)
Today, at the elementary school where I teach, the kids all voted for their favorite teacher. I was the only one to receive zero votes. When I asked a small group of students why no one voted for me, one boy replied "because you're the ugliest". FML
I agree, your life sucks (39822) - you deserved it (2992)
Today, a guy in the library came up to me and said, "You look very unproductive. It makes me depressed just watching you". FML
I agree, your life sucks (19578) - you deserved it (3234)
On 02/04/2009 at 12:04pm - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (Illinois)
Today, a guy in the library came up to me and said, "You look very unproductive. It makes me depressed just watching you". FML
I agree, your life sucks (19578) - you deserved it (3234)
On 02/04/2009 at 12:04pm - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (Illinois)
Today, my 4 year old niece asked me why I didn't have a job or wife. FML
I agree, your life sucks (19618) - you deserved it (5343)
On 02/03/2009 at 3:25pm - misc - by Noname - United States (North Carolina)
Today, I was having sex with a guy that I just met, and when I thought he was about to orgasm, he actually had an asthma attack. FML
I agree, your life sucks (32862) - you deserved it (5309)
On 02/03/2009 at 2:34pm - intimacy - by ally (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, I woke from last night after meeting the most amazing man, and after giving him a good morning kiss, roll out of bed to use his bathroom. After using his toothbrush, I go to replace it in his holder only to find not one, but several prescriptions for herpes in his unzipped toiletry bag. FML
I agree, your life sucks (14662) - you deserved it (27314)
On 02/02/2009 at 8:42pm - love - by screwed. - United States (District of Columbia)
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