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Today, I found a note on my door that said "You're the sexiest person I've ever stalked". Later, I found another note that said "Sorry, that was meant for your roommate. You aren't my type." Not even a creepy stalker thinks I'm attractive. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (45485) - you deserved it (3338)

On 06/19/2009 at 8:28pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, a little girl standing next to me on the train suddenly hugged me. I thought maybe she was sad or I reminded her of someone, and hugged her back. Then she smiled, squeezed my lovehandles, and said "Honk, honk!" FML

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114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38802) - you deserved it (6145)

On 06/19/2009 at 1:48pm - kids - by squeezable (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was walking to work and saw three guys sitting at a table outside. One of the guys looks at me and says to his friends, "That's the girl that works at the grocery store. She replaced the hot chick." The other two guys glared at me. FML

#3028813
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40988) - you deserved it (3054)

On 06/19/2009 at 12:39pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I was walking to work and saw three guys sitting at a table outside. One of the guys looks at me and says to his friends, "That's the girl that works at the grocery store. She replaced the hot chick." The other two guys glared at me. FML

#3028813
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40988) - you deserved it (3054)

On 06/19/2009 at 12:39pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, my boss came over to my desk and struck up a casual conversation about movies. After a while, he sat on the edge of my desk, nodded toward my chest, and said in the same casual, lighthearted tone, "And nice cleavage today. Keep that up." FML

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374 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52975) - you deserved it (12491)

On 06/19/2009 at 12:32pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)



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