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Happy Ending
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
Keen reader – Level: student ninja
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Today, a tenant in my apartment block told me about a nice shady place behind our building where he often goes to relax. Curious, I went looking for it. It was a quiet and secluded courtyard. At least until a man came out of nowhere waving a hammer in my face, screaming in a foreign language. FML
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On 02/06/2013 at 6:14pm - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, I discovered the true meaning of being scared shitless. My father in a clown costume emerged from my closet. Needless to say something emerged from me. FML
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On 02/02/2013 at 9:12am - misc - by wilks311 - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, as a firefighter, we were called to assist the ambulance crew with lifting a deceased patient out of a house. Little did I know, he had been dead inside for 3 weeks, and was bloated and popped like a water balloon when we attempted to move him. My girlfriend made soup for the evening meal. FML
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On 01/31/2013 at 11:39pm - work - by Fireguy92 (man) - United States (Michigan)
Today, after much self-doubt and awkwardness, I learned that I look amazing in a little black dress. Now I have to figure out what I'm going to tell my wife. FML
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On 01/29/2013 at 12:28am - intimacy - by ohfuckwaffles (man) - United States (Washington)
Today, the rollercoaster I was on stuck upside down for a few minutes. I shat myself in terror. Then, gravity took effect. FML
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On 01/27/2013 at 6:10am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Colorado)
Today, I heard an owl near my house. I got excited, as they are not common in the area, and I listened intently to try and locate the source of the sound. After a few minutes, I realized I was not listening to an owl, but to my mother's sex noises. FML
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On 01/26/2013 at 6:50pm - intimacy - by movingout - Australia (Victoria)
Today, after an hour of crying over a guy I like, I put on some Adele and sang along. My mom quickly took notice and came to give me advice, which was to "get over it" because he doesn't want me, and that "masturbation beats relationships hands down." Gee, thanks mom. FML
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On 01/20/2013 at 1:22pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - New Zealand (Waikato)
Today, I visited my grandparents' house. While getting a drink from the fridge, I noticed the Christmas card my family sent them had my face scratched out. When I confronted them about it, they said it was the cat. They don't have a cat. FML
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On 01/06/2013 at 7:50pm - misc - by HatedGrandson - United States
Today, I was at the breakfast table when my sister started eating a banana. Before I knew what was happening, I'd somehow popped a boner. I had to wait for her to leave before I could stand up. FML
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On 12/07/2012 at 5:40pm - intimacy - by bill219 (man) - United States (Texas)
Today, my mom bitched me out and threatened to send me to a Bible camp, after catching me admiring a photo of a bikini model, which is apparently "immoral behavior." This is the same woman who cheated on my dad twice, justifying it by claiming the devil tempted her. FML
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On 12/07/2012 at 12:06pm - misc - by sonofahypocriticalwhore (man) - United States
Today, after telling my young kids all about Santa, his reindeer and his sleigh, we saw him. Smoking a cigarette in the beat-up car next to ours at a red light. FML
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On 12/05/2012 at 11:50am - kids - by JessThompson - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I got into a fight with my girlfriend. After yelling and arguing my point, my cat got up and jumped up next to her on the bed. He sat down, and they both glared at me until I left. FML
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On 12/03/2012 at 2:02pm - animals - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I walked out of my apartment to see that someone had climbed onto the hood of my car and taken a shit on my windshield. I only moved in a couple of weeks ago. FML
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On 12/03/2012 at 2:36am - misc - by poopsthegame - United States (Hawaii)
Today, at a talent show, my band got booed before we even started playing. FML
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On 12/02/2012 at 9:26pm - misc - by disembob - United Kingdom
Today, my friend spilt orange juice all over my iPad. She then went ahead to clean it off by rinsing it with water. FML
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On 12/02/2012 at 5:16am - misc - by Ashley - United States (California)
Monday 20 May 2013
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