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  • Birth Date : Sunday 19 January 1992 (24 years)
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Today, my sister asked me how my boyfriend was doing. He died two years ago. She was the first person I told. FML

#21346806
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31591) - you deserved it (2323)

On 01/30/2015 at 1:11pm - misc - by lonesomegal (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my young daughter came up to me, grabbed my face and said, "I'm putting you in the garbage." When I laughed and asked why, she looked me dead in the eye and said, "You are trash." FML

#21346789
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32024) - you deserved it (3718)

On 01/30/2015 at 12:41pm - kids - by Anonymous - Canada

Today, I had a one night stand. After holding in my farts all night as is done, I decided enough was enough and to calmly let one slip out. One did not calmly slip out instead I shit myself in her bed. I was naked at the time so was unable to hide it. FML

#21346279
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34077) - you deserved it (15837)

On 01/29/2015 at 4:17pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, I found out that, due to the walls at my uni dorm being ridiculously thin, my entire flat overheard me lose my virginity. Spanking and all. FML

#21344108
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32782) - you deserved it (9966)

On 01/25/2015 at 5:10pm - intimacy - by Orgasmataz (woman) - United Kingdom (Manchester)

Today, my girlfriend was rushed to the hospital with anal tearing. We've never tried anal before, but it turns out she and my "best friend" sure have. FML

#21342800
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44928) - you deserved it (2936)

On 01/23/2015 at 9:58am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, my girlfriend was rushed to the hospital with anal tearing. We've never tried anal before, but it turns out she and my "best friend" sure have. FML

#21342800
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44928) - you deserved it (2936)

On 01/23/2015 at 9:58am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, my in-laws were visiting. My mother-in-law asked my 10-year-old son what he wants to be when he grows up. He said "A pimp!" I have no idea where he even heard the word, but the death glares my in-laws gave me made me want to shrivel up and die. FML

#21342258
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29588) - you deserved it (3010)

On 01/22/2015 at 1:27pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, a homeless guy tried to light my hair on fire with a match at the bus stop. FML

#21342118
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31403) - you deserved it (2533)

On 01/22/2015 at 5:40am - misc - by burningman (man) - Germany (Hessen)

Today, I got a large envelope from a college I applied to earlier. My mom, expecting big news, made my family gather round as I opened it. It ended up being a letter of rejection from not just that school, but all 3 campuses of the state college. FML

#21342027
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32575) - you deserved it (2628)

On 01/22/2015 at 12:22am - misc - by 1415926 - United States

Today, at Walmart, a crazy old woman bitched me out for being pregnant. She kept following me around, calling me a stupid teen slut and saying she hoped my baby died so I could live a "normal life". I'm 26 and just very short. FML

#21341527
196 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42606) - you deserved it (2539)

On 01/21/2015 at 9:34am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I did my first night of open-mic standup. The first 5 minutes went badly, but I don't know if it got any better afterwards, because a drunk audience member climbed up on stage and knocked me out. FML

#21341383
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30743) - you deserved it (3829)

On 01/21/2015 at 12:34am - work - by Anonymous (man) -

Today, I made fun of a friend at a dinner party after he forgot to put his engagement ring on. It turned out his fiancée actually ended the engagement last week, and everyone thinks I was being spiteful just because the girl is my ex. FML

#21340977
21 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30631) - you deserved it (8812)

On 01/20/2015 at 2:16pm - love - by FootInMouth - South Africa

Today, I found out my boyfriend dresses in my underwear and tights, takes suggestive shots of his ass and legs, and uses them to trick people into thinking he's a girl so they buy him stuff in his online games. FML

#21340885
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35076) - you deserved it (3828)

On 01/20/2015 at 10:08am - misc - by mybfthecrossdresser (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, at the soup kitchen I volunteer at, a guy called the food crap and threatened to shove his bowl up my ass if I didn't give him something better. FML

#21340847
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31621) - you deserved it (2582)

On 01/20/2015 at 8:23am - work - by klaatu barada nikto (man) - United States (Iowa)

Today, I was playing Charades. My boyfriend, who I'd recently had a fight with, had trouble and just said his answer was the name of my celebrity twin. Nobody got it. He said "Really? It's Fat Bastard." Stunned silence followed, broken by a single "HAH." from my 'best friend'. FML

#21340816
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32221) - you deserved it (3929)

On 01/20/2015 at 6:04am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)



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