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katherinebby17's favorite FMLs
Today, I noticed our weekly biohazardous waste pickup didn't occur as usual at the surgery center where I work. After calling, the company informed me they were short staffed and couldn't make it out 'til next week. Guess that amputated finger is just going to marinate another week. FML
by besosforme / 02/20/2015 at 11:17pm / United States (California) / Work
by anonymous / 02/20/2015 at 6:49pm / United States (Arkansas) / Animals
by Anonymous / 02/19/2015 at 8:46pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
Today, I tried to blackmail my douchebag boss for a raise, since I had ample proof that he's screwing a co-worker. Turns out he and his wife are in an open relationship, and HR doesn't give a damn about office romances. Now I have to quit or deal with the most hostile work environment ever. FML
by Anonymous / 02/18/2015 at 1:06pm / United Kingdom (Norfolk) / Work
Today, my thundercunt of a neighbor, who's hated me since I moved in, called the cops on me. He told them he saw me shooting up on drugs. I'm diabetic and was injecting insulin, which he could only have seen by spying on me through my living room window. FML
by Anonymous / 02/13/2015 at 3:24pm / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 02/09/2015 at 3:42pm / Australia (New South Wales) / Miscellaneous
by wtf?? / 02/09/2015 at 8:26am / Saint Vincent and the Grenadines / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 02/08/2015 at 11:05am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, my boss was telling everyone his mother recently passed away and he'll be off work for a while. I'd been holding in painful gas for a while, so I tried to ease it out. It turned into a long, squeaky fart in front of everyone. Everyone glared at me as if I was trying to be funny. FML
by Anonymous / 02/07/2015 at 9:33am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by juliette / 02/07/2015 at 12:13am / United States (New York) / Animals
by m33p / 02/05/2015 at 3:42pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Grrrreat / 02/04/2015 at 10:16am / United Kingdom (Hertford) / Intimacy
by Sprinkles / 02/04/2015 at 2:44am / Australia / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 02/03/2015 at 1:23pm / United States (Wyoming) / Love
by bootyislife / 02/02/2015 at 11:36pm / United States (Washington) / Love