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Today, I was planning on having sex with my girlfriend for the first time, so I asked my roomate to stay out of our apartment. About half-way through, my roomate blared "The Eye of the Tiger" from the other side of the door. My girlfriend laughed so hard that we couldn't finish. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (56918) - you deserved it (7996)

On 06/18/2013 at 12:16pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)



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