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  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 119
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Visits<b>Heaven121313</b> - the 06/12/2014 at 10:39pm<b>ironfey</b> - the 05/26/2014 at 9:59am<b>tuckit</b> - the 05/09/2014 at 6:40am<b>Booda_Shun</b> - the 04/05/2014 at 10:39pm<b>BunchieRules</b> - the 02/15/2014 at 6:10pm<b>katertott</b> - the 12/07/2013 at 3:26am<b>PerSueTwo513</b> - the 12/05/2013 at 8:24pm<b>biggiejoe</b> - the 12/04/2013 at 9:44pm

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katertot10's favorite FMLs

Today, I was proud when I started a confrontation with my best friend's brother because he is a sexist pig who treats women like crap. Six hours later my pride was gone: I made him an after-sex sandwich. FML

#20975509
100 comments

Today, I had a nightmare in which I was haunted by the ghost of my foreskin. I then spent the whole day moping around, wondering what my life would've been like if my parents hadn't opted to slice it off. Will I see you in heaven, long-lost ghostly foreskin? FML

#20972170
235 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31051) - you deserved it (14732)

On 11/27/2013 at 3:44am - health - by MissYouPieceOfSkin (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, my boyfriend went down on me. I don't know why, but my mind wandered. He now thinks that he has the skills of a porn star, while I'm pretty sure that finally solving a mathematical problem I've been working on for a week caused me to orgasm. FML

#20963297
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48268) - you deserved it (8043)

On 11/19/2013 at 12:13pm - intimacy - by you+me-clothes=53>< (woman) - Austria (Wien)

Today, my boyfriend took me home for the first time. His place was covered in Insane Clown Posse stuff, even the toilet bowl. He's an undercover Juggalo. FML

#20958067
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38064) - you deserved it (4254)

On 11/14/2013 at 10:08pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I witnessed my boyfriend taking a dump in the litter box. He said he wanted to know what it felt like for the cat. FML

#20930986
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44465) - you deserved it (5341)

On 10/23/2013 at 12:04pm - animals - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, during parent/teacher conferences, my mom told my Chemistry teacher that I have an intense crush on him. There are still 7 months left in the school year. FML

#20930913
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46953) - you deserved it (4826)

On 10/23/2013 at 10:04am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I decided to try LSD with a few friends in a safe environment. As an artist, I had planned to spend my trip doing psychedelic paintings and had all my supplies set up. Apparently I spent most of my time in fetal position muttering about the "evil easel" and never even touched my canvas. FML

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