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Today, I was the 10th caller on a radio show. I answered the question correctly. The DJ informed I won a free air guitar of my choosing. I yelled with excitement over the air. The DJ then instructed me how to use my new air guitar. FML
by h4rdy / 03/09/2012 at 11:55am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 03/06/2012 at 11:03pm / United States (Florida) / Animals
by JeffeeBojangles / 02/28/2012 at 7:46am / United States (Texas) / Animals
by ShylaMarie / 02/14/2012 at 5:29pm / Canada / Kids
Today, I have to follow through with the bet I lost over the Super Bowl game. I don't have a problem running a lap nude around my block, but the cops in the police station right across from my house probably will. FML
by MillyMan / 02/07/2012 at 12:58pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous
by tooembarassed / 02/03/2012 at 3:47pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by deadhamster / 02/03/2012 at 1:29pm / United States / Animals
Today, while I was on the toilet, my cat managed to climb up behind me, slip and then grip itself to my bare ass. In my haste to get away from the cat, I pooped on the toilet without noticing. Until I sat back down. FML
by Anonymous / 02/01/2012 at 1:13am / Canada / Animals
by messyvictor / 01/28/2012 at 11:19am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I drove into a cluster of dustbins thanks to my dozy cat who'd managed to get into my car, fall asleep, and wake up while I was driving to work. I lost control when I was startled by him staring at me in the rear-view mirror. FML
by Anonymous / 01/18/2012 at 6:30am / Australia / Transportation
by Anonymous / 01/11/2012 at 3:08pm / United Arab Emirates / Kids
by Anonymous / 01/06/2012 at 9:22pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Health
Today, I was on the train listening to my iPod on shuffle. The "Oompa Loompa" song came on, and slightly amused, I started humming it. It wasn't until I noticed that the man next to me was a midget that I understood the horrified looks I was getting. FML
by lorahayes / 01/05/2012 at 1:39pm / United Kingdom (Hertford) / Miscellaneous
by OH COME ON / 12/29/2011 at 10:48am / United States (New York) / Health
Today, I attended my extended family's Christmas dinner. All throughout, my grandmother kept complaining about how the food tasted like crap, and making sexual remarks such as how "the stuffings were far better in my day, if you know what I mean." FML
by Anonymous / 12/25/2011 at 3:38pm / United Kingdom (Coventry) / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, my boyfriend said I didn't give him enough attention because of my busy work life. So… he… 2Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's… 3Today, I asked a customer to send me via e-mail the image he wanted me to print. He said, "I don't…