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by presente13 / 05/17/2013 at 12:35am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I stepped out of the kitchen to yell at my kids for running in the house. I had just mopped the floor, and did not want them to fall. I fell while yelling and twisted my ankle. At least they know it's dangerous now. FML
by meepdaleap / 05/16/2013 at 5:50pm / United States (Virginia) / Kids
Today, I got a mosquito bite on my chest. Due to a severe allergic reaction it has swollen my left breast a cup size. The first thing my boyfriend said was, "Hey look! I can finally see one of them." FML
by Urgghh / 05/16/2013 at 5:36pm / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Intimacy
Today, I received a note from my creepy ex, whom I broke up with two years ago, saying how much he still misses me. I live over 100 miles away from him now. The note was hand-delivered to my new address. FML
by joolsie / 05/15/2013 at 7:45pm / United Kingdom / Love
by Anonymous / 05/15/2013 at 4:21pm / United States / Love
by asdffhhjk / 05/15/2013 at 4:08am / Philippines (Manila) / Miscellaneous
by Liferuinedforever / 05/14/2013 at 3:13am / Pakistan (Sindh) / Kids
by joeidk / 05/11/2013 at 8:07pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
by tdrtnlz / 05/11/2013 at 2:25am / United Kingdom (Warwickshire) / Love
by Bridget / 05/11/2013 at 12:01am / Canada (Ontario) / Love
by Anonymous / 05/10/2013 at 3:28pm / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous
Today, at work, I was trying to get the octopus out of its tank to transfer it to another one. It instantly latched to my face and sprayed ink all over me. My boss told me to stop playing with the animals. FML
by FenRackety / 05/10/2013 at 8:37am / Canada / Animals
by 19kwhatever / 05/08/2013 at 9:22pm / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous
Today, I got a breast exam. I'd never had one before, but assumed it would be quick and easy. I had no idea how ticklish my boobs are. I burst out in uncontrollable laughter and kept instinctively jerking away. FML
by Anonymous / 05/08/2013 at 2:42am / United States / Health
Today, while driving my grandma home from a family dinner, I had to pull into a gas station, because my tank was almost empty. She became convinced that someone would kidnap her while I went to pay, and eventually threatened to blow us up by tossing her lighter at the gas pumps. FML
by fuckingjesusgran / 05/07/2013 at 6:13pm / Bosnia and Herzegovina (Federation of Bosnia and Herzego) / Transportation
- Today, my six year old son was yelling to me from outside the house. Frustrated because I could not… Today, I got a phone call from my dad, realizing it was a butt dial, I still decided to listen in.… Today, my dad brought home yet another different brand of dog food. Today was also the day I spent…