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Today, I realized that there are more framed pictures of my mom's dog than pictures of me around the house. FML

#89971
24 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41181) - you deserved it (3286)

On 02/20/2009 at 5:02pm - animals - by d0pey (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was looking after a hamster for a friend. My dog ate it. FML

#75299
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52233) - you deserved it (10710)

On 02/19/2009 at 1:14am - animals - by zac545 (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I fell asleep. I felt something on my face. I batted it away. It was my hamster. It died from a concussion upon hitting the wall. FML

#8687
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38758) - you deserved it (15069)

On 02/04/2009 at 6:29pm - animals - by EpicFail (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was singing to my cat and she reached up and put her paw over my mouth. FML

#7370
71 comments

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On 02/04/2009 at 6:23am - animals - by Noname - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I came home early from work and discovered my husband wearing a black babydoll nightdress, black stockings and high heels... He says it helps him to relax. FML

#5105
40 comments

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On 02/02/2009 at 4:29am - misc - by a268 - United Kingdom (Edinburgh)

Today, I woke up with the worst hangover of my life. My best friend comes over and informs me that I had sex with my girlfriend's two best friends last night. Awesome! Then I realized her best friends are guys. FML

#4044
77 comments

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On 01/31/2009 at 9:43am - intimacy - by Ah hell - United States (Ohio)

Today, when I was at my girlfriend's house, I farted and blamed it on the cat. I forgot the cat died 2 weeks ago. FML

#3203
22 comments

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On 01/28/2009 at 8:05pm - animals - by kittydead - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I tried jumping off my bed over the footboard. I tripped and broke a full length mirror with my face. FML

#2286
45 comments

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On 01/23/2009 at 6:03am - love - by Malpal - United States (Michigan)

Today, the guy I've secretly been in love with for years told me how hot my brother is. FML

#1465
37 comments

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On 01/17/2009 at 2:49pm - love - by Shantoya - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I was so bored that I filmed my goldfish while it was eating. FML

#923
38 comments

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On 01/10/2009 at 3:21am - animals - by Crystal - Sent from mobile version

Today, right after sex, my girlfriend apologized to the neighbor for the screaming. He thanked her for the entertainment. FML

#288
36 comments

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On 11/12/2008 at 9:39am - intimacy - by AirOne - United States (New York)



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