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Today, while teaching my high school class about astronomy, I showed them a picture of earth from space. One girl raised her hand, and asked me what the "white things" were. In other words, clouds. FML

#17757259
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24328) - you deserved it (2641)

On 09/16/2011 at 10:42am - kids - by Smart - United States

Today, the guy at Subway asked if I wanted to make my sandwich a footlong. I'm not sure what came over me, but before I realized what I was saying, I'd told him that I couldn't handle 12 inches. FML

#17470290
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26288) - you deserved it (9372)

On 08/14/2011 at 1:44pm - misc - by Username - United States (New York)

Today, I went to Walmart to get some acne cream. As I approached the register, I looked in my wallet for the money. The cashier saw that I didn't have enough money, and before I could say anything, he goes "Just take it, I've never seen anyone who needs it that much!" FML

#17392866
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39087) - you deserved it (3935)

On 08/07/2011 at 12:40am - misc - by Taylor D - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was browsing the web when I checked the search history. Turns out my son has been searching for "nude grills" and "hot grills." Not only is my 12-year-old son attempting to find porn on the internet, he also can't spell. FML

#17281952
243 comments

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On 07/27/2011 at 10:02pm - intimacy - by Nickname (man) - United States (Kansas)

Today, my mom tried to get me to shoplift. From the dollar store. FML

#17245235
146 comments

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On 07/24/2011 at 8:21pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I walked in on my mom and her friends comparing the differences in their nipples. FML

#17211099
172 comments

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On 07/22/2011 at 12:11am - misc - by oliverP123 - United States (New York)

Today, I finished reading a book about the treatment of mental patients and decided to use some of the strategies on my dad. We've never gotten along better. FML

#16971210
130 comments

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On 07/04/2011 at 9:24am - misc - by Bekah (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, my school year book awarded "cutest couple" to my boyfriend and I. We broke up yesterday. FML

#16842946
152 comments

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On 06/25/2011 at 12:31am - love - by yearbook369 (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, as I passed my fiancé the pancakes I had just made, he vocalised his happiness with a groan that was EXACTLY like the one he makes when we have sex. So on a sexiness rating, I'm a pancake. FML

#16830910
353 comments

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On 06/24/2011 at 6:45am - intimacy - by Eve (woman) - Ireland (Cork)

Today, my boyfriend got a job at a trendy clothing store in the mall. Trying to be supportive, I went to visit him and tried something on. I got stuck in the jeans and had to call my boyfriend, who sent the manager to pull the jeans off me. FML

#16659008
98 comments

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On 06/14/2011 at 9:56am - misc - by mimabee - United States (Indiana)

Today, I had to explain to my little brother that my tampons weren't ear plugs. FML

#16642737
188 comments

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On 06/13/2011 at 10:24am - kids - by Evaki1 - Greece (Attiki)

Today, I woke up with bowel problems which have been causing me to violently pass wind every couple of minutes. I have to spend the next two hours sitting an exam in dead silence. FML

#16607175
94 comments

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On 06/11/2011 at 4:48am - health - by pleasestop (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my fiancé nervously sat me down for a "serious chat". The chat wound up with him asking if we could postpone our wedding, because his World of Warcraft guild had a raid scheduled for the same day. FML

#16487727
376 comments

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On 06/03/2011 at 7:16pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I was taken to my first session with my psychiatrist. The entirety of the facility, from the waiting room to the doc's office was decorated with dead butterflies in glass. I was there for my crippling mottephobia, the irrational fear of moths and butterflies. FML

#16478261
203 comments

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On 06/03/2011 at 1:16am - health - by JefferyT (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I realized that my pubes are longer than my penis itself. FML

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342 comments

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On 05/15/2011 at 12:41am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States



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